Bingo 3000 Transcript
Can't wait to check it out.
-Just pop these down. -Boop!
-Hey, what? -Boop!
Well, that's not right.
-There we go. Hey! -Boop!
-Aw, man, this thing's busted. -[squealing]
Must be a number on here somewhere.
Here we go. 333-444-533.
-Typical. -[laughs]
Technical support.
-Boop! -Uh, yeah, hello? Yes, I'm fine.
Yeah. Look, I just bought a Bingo 3000.
I'm having some problem with the bottom kind of legs bit.
Yeah, you straighten them out
-and they just go back up. -Boop!
Yeah, I tried that. Doesn't work.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll try that.
-So grab this bit. -[laughs]
Yeah, now what?
Just jiggle it? Okay.
-Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! -[laughs]
[grunts]
Okay, I've jiggled it.
Just try this again.
-Boop! -Nah, didn't work, mate.
What else you got?
Yeah, okay. I'm looking underneath.
Just poke around?
-Okay, can do. -[laughs]
-Boop! -Nah, mate. Didn't work.
Still busted. Now what?
Poke the front bit? Okay.
[laughs]
-Boop! -Nah. Look, mate, I want my money back.
What? Mate, I'm not driving
all the way back in to you guys, all right?
I've got finals footy this arve.
You guys come pick it up.
I don't know. Send a taxi.
What do you mean you're not gonna do that?
Ah, forget you.
-That's it! -[squeals]
-[grunting] -[giggling]
-[gasps] It worked! It worked! -Boop!
-[screams] -[laughs]
Bingo 3000, magazine.
Boop! Boop! Boop!
Hmm, I thought this thing would be faster.
-Don't get me started. -Boop!
[closing theme music playing]