Bluey - Mini Bluey

Okay, she's asleep.

What do you want to watch tonight, babe?

Bluey: Do you watch TV after we go to sleep?

Bluey! Not again!

Come on, back to bed?

I don't want to go to bed.

Too bad, kid.

But why do we have to sleep?

Why can't we just stay awake all night?

'Cause that's the way the world is.

Well, I'm going to make it so that's not how the world is.

That might be tricky.

People like to sleep!

Well, I'll take everyone's bed to the dump.

Eh, they'll probably just sleep on the couch.

Well, I'll take the couches to the dump, too!

Ugh, sounds like a big job.

You'll need a full night's sleep for that.

Yeah, I will! Night!

Hey, wait, no!

[Groans] Come on.

I'll read you a story.

You know she can't help it.

I know. Can you help me?

Oh, yeah, I've got an idea!

Wait, is it a bad idea?

Mum? Are you grumpy with me?

No, honey, I'm okay. Come on.

"Once upon a time, there was a village."

Are you sure you're not grumpy?

No, I just want you to go to sleep.

"And in the village --"

-Hey-hey! -Unicorse!

Oh, no, not Unicorse.

This episode of "Bluey," unfortunately,

is called "Unicorse."

Budge up, budge up! Watch the horn!

-What are we reading? -Well, it's a story--

Yawn! Here, read this.

It's got a unicorn in it.

-I'm not reading that. -Fine, I'll read it!

[Sounding out words] "Once upon a tim."

Aww, I wish I could read!

-[Bluey laughs] -Unicorse?

Bluey is finding it a little hard to get to sleep,

so we're actually trying to calm things down a bit.

Well, it's gonna be hard with me around! Yeah!

-Shh! Bingo's asleep. -I don't care!

Well, I do! So how about you and your little mate jog on?

-I ain't goin' nowhere, toots! -[Bluey giggles]

-My name is Chilli. -Ah, I'm sorry, Silly.

-Chilli! -Billy!

Yeah, that's what I said!

-Out! -Oh, Mum, please,

can Unicorse stay?

Bluey, he's the most annoying unicorn in the world.

Guilty!

But I can turn him into a nice Unicorse! I promise I can!

-Right, Unicorse? -Nah.

Don't listen to him. Please, can he stay?

Fine! But we're reading this book, not yours.

You will live to regret that!

"Once upon a time there was a village.

And in the village, everyone walked around barefoot."

-Ah! Yay! -Unicorse!

-I can't see the page! -A-a-and why should I care?!

Ugh, I forgot about the catch phrase.

If you block the word, Mum can't read the story!

A-a-and why should I care?

Because stories are nice!

My story was nice! It had a unicorn in it!

This one has zero unicorns!

And the ending is boring.

-She just makes sh-- -Ah!

-Don't spoil the ending! -Why not?!

'Cause Bluey hasn't heard it!

A-a-a-a-a-and why should I care?

Unicorse, I'm trying to make you a nice unicorse.

Okay, okay, okay.

Please continue, Milly.

I won't spoil the ending...

-A-- -Where she makes shoes.

-Unicorse! -Unicorse!

Ha-ha-ha! Whoo-whoo-whoo!

"One day the Queen decided to get off her litter

and have a walk around."

"Changed my mind -- oh, wait, changed it again!

Actually, I will! No, not today!"

Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down --

Unicorse, that is bad behavior!

Meh-meh-meh, meh-meh meh-meh meh-meh!

Huh! So is that!

Meep, meep-meep meep!

-Shall we continue? -Ugh! Yes.

Heh, meep!

"So the Queen walked a few steps

and stood on a prickle!"

-"Ouch!" -[Laughing wildly]

Unicorse, that's mean!

How would you feel if you stood on a prickle?

I'd feel good! I'd feel so good I'd dance!

[Dance music playing]

You wouldn't dance, you'd be crying like the queen.

Well, maybe she should wear some shoes!

-Unicorse! -Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Anyway, "The Queen discovered

that her whole kingdom was covered in prickles.

What was she to do?"

Make shoes!

Ugh! Bluey!

Ooh, I know you! Unicorse?

What's your favorite food?

Children.

-Oh! -Just kidding!

I like chicken bucket.

Oh, great -- look, here's some chicken bucket!

Ah, thank you. Mighty kind.

Okay, we're good to go.

"So the Queen had an idea.

She will cover the whole kingdom in leather.

That way, no one will ever stand on the prickles a--"

-[Dad smacks his lips] -"...a-again.

-So she got to work --" -[Smacks lips]

"All day and night the Queen worked --"

-[Smacking lips] -"...covering her whole kingdom

in leather." Ugh, can you please chew

-with your mouth shut?! -I can chew with my mouth shut.

-Of course I can. -Thank you.

-"The Queen just --" -But I'm not gonna!

Ugh! That's it! I'm out!

Catch you on the flip side, Willy!

-Wait, no! -[Dance music playing]

-I'm done, Bluey. -I can handle this, Mum!

-Unicorse! -Ow! My back!

My neck! My back and my neck!

I just tapped you on the shoulder!

Whiplash, whiplash! Call my lawyer.

Look, Bluey, good on you for trying,

but you can't change Unicorse.

Ugh, I think you're right.

I'm not sure you can change anyone very much.

Well, what can we change?

Well, we can stop letting Unicorse annoy us.

-Really? How? -Maybe we ignore him?

He's pretty hard to ignore.

Let's give it a go.

"The Queen just couldn't do any more.

She was too tired."

Oh, here he comes. Remember?

-Just ignore him. -[Clears throat]

Are you Willy Heeler?

-I'm Chilli Heeler! -Mum!

Oh! Yes, sorry. "But then the Jester said

to the Queen, 'Your Majesty,

instead of covering the whole kingdom in leather.

Why not just cover your feet?'"

Stop that reading! This is a very serious matter.

One of you karate-chopped my client.

-Karate chop?! -Bluey!

Oh! Yeah, sorry.

"So the Queen cut two little bits of leather

and made them into shoes."

Hey, I'm talking to you!

Yeah! Listen to him!

"So the people could walk anywhere they wanted

and the prickles couldn't hurt them."

-Stop reading! -Unicorse, let me handle this.

Yeah, watch it, mate, or I'll have to get a little pokey!

-Okay, as your lawyer, I -- -Here I come!

[Grunting]

"And they all lived happily ever after."

[Unicorse and lawyer grunting]

Shall we leave them to it?

Yeah, I'm tired.

You're gonna get it now, mate!

Yeah-ha!