Bluey - Barky Boats
Barky Boats Transcript
I don't need floaties 'cause I learned to swim!
-Bingo, walking. Walking! -Sorry.
Running's a bit dangerous by the pool, mate.
Let's play swim school!
Dad, Bluey's running by the pool.
Bingo, don't be a dobber.
What? But you said running by the pool is dangerous.
Well, yeah. It is.
So, what if Bluey's doing something dangerous?
Should I dob then?
Well, yeah but, um…
-Chilli? -Mn-hmm.
Uh, got to go.
This episode of Bluey is called "Swim School."
So there's two classes Little Fish and Big Fish.
Can I play?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
You have to pass Little Fish before you can go to Big Fish.
-Got it? -[All] Got it!
Okay, children, time to meet your teacher.
Hello, darlings.
-I'm Karen. -[All] Hi, Karen.
Oh, and you're all brothers and sisters.
-[Both gasp] -Let's do kicking.
Good kicking, Bingo.
No, no, my name's Merryfindor.
Good kicking, Merryfindor.
[♪ Humming]
Karen, Bevan isn't doing it properly.
Bevan?
Is Bevan doing anything dangerous?
Well, no.
Then don't be a dobber, sweetie.
-Sorry, Karen. -That's okay.
[♪ Humming]
-Ooh. -[Laughs]
Karen, Merryfindor just poked me.
-Hands to yourself, please, young lady. -Yes, Karen.
Hang on, shouldn't Bevan get in trouble
for dobbing like I did?
Oh, yes. Bevan, no dobbing.
Well, shouldn't Sharon get in trouble
for dobbing on me about dobbing on Merryfindor?
Oh, yes. Bad, Sharon. No dobbing.
-But I-- Ooh! -[Giggles]
Okay, class, two new rules. First, no more poking.
Aww.
And, second, no more dobbing.
Unless someone's in danger.
Unless that.
You are a family.
You're right, Karen.
Let's work together, brothers and sisters.
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Doggy paddle.
You're doing well, brother.
Thanks, sister.
How am I doing?
Great, little sis. Keep going.
Very good, poppets. Oh, you make Karen so proud.
Excellent monkeying. Oh, you'll be big fish in no time.
-[Screams] -This is your final lesson.
Ninja kicks. Hiya!
[All] Oh, wow.
Tada!
Off you go.
-Hiya! -Ya!
Hiya!
Well done, poppets.
You all get to move up to Big Fish.
[All] Hooray!
And no one dobbed on anyone.
Good luck.
Wait, are you not our teacher for Big Fish?
Oh, no, Margaret takes Big Fish.
Goodbye.
I have a feeling we're not going to like Margaret.
-Surprise. -[All scream]
Welcome to Big Fish.
I'm Margaret, your teacher.
[All] Hello, Margaret.
-Now, I'm not as nice as Karen. -I knew it.
If anyone steps out of line in my class,
you'll get one of these.
-Bleh! Bleh! -[Giggles]
-That's called a squirty. -Why did you demonstrate on me?
Don't worry about us, Margaret.
Karen taught us to work as a family and never to dob,
unless it's about something dangerous.
Oh, yes, Karen doesn't like dobbing, does she?
-No. -Well, I do.
[All] Huh?
In fact, if you don't dob, you won't pass.
But I thought dobbing was bad.
Unless you're doing something dangerous.
No, dobbing is good.
Well, we're going to pass Big Fish without dobbing.
Big Fish is pretty hard.
We don't care how hard it is.
Yeah, Marge, what do you think about that?
-Bleh! -It's Margaret!
Great backstroke, Bevan.
-Thanks, sis. -Whoo!
Whoa, what are you doing?
I'm a bag of coconuts.
Why would I [coughs] backstroke with a bag coconuts?
You might be shipwrecked on an island.
-[Bandit coughs] -Fail.
Okay, swim to the other side.
-Go, Sharon! -Go, Sharon!
-[Gasps] -I'll just tag along.
What?
Fail.
-What? -What?
Great starfish, Merryfindor.
Here comes a cyclone.
[Laughs]
Another fail.
Family meeting.
[♪ Hums]
Big Fish is impossible.
Yeah, I don't know about this Margaret character.
She's a silly old watermelon head.
-Yeah. -I want Karen back.
What if we just refuse to do what she says?
Yeah. If we stick together, what's she gonna do?
What do you reckon, Merryfindor? Merryfindor?
And then they said they weren't going to do anything you say,
and that they want Karen back.
Excellent dobbing, sweetheart.
-[Gasps] -Bleh!
That's for being cheeky.
Merryfindor. Did you dob on us?
[Laughs] It's allowed.
It sure is. You just passed Big Fish.
-What? -What?
Okay, well, she called you a silly old watermelon head.
You what? You fail, too.
Ugh! [Giggles]
Sharon, come here. You pass Big Fish instead.
But, uh, Sharon peeked in Marco Polo.
-What? -I did not.
-Bleh! -Fail.
Ah, I'll just saunter over here, then.
Well, Bevan, uh, um…
I'll just get ready for a squirty.
-Um… -Go on.
You got nothing on me, Sharon.
He… he… he peed in the pool!
[All scream]
It's a victimless crime.
You two pass Big Fish.
-Yes! -Yes!
You fail, you big grub.
Aww.
Margaret, I don't like dobbing on my family.
If Bevan fails Big Fish, then I want to fail, too.
Hiya!
[♪ soft music starts playing]
I'm with Merryfindor. Ya!
[Laughs]
-Good one, sis. -Good one, sis.
Well, fine. You all fail.
Thanks, Merryfindor.
You're welcome, Bevan.
-Surprise. -[All gasp]
[All] Karen.
Welcome back to Little Fish.
Aww.
I'm so proud of you all.
Why is the water warmer here?
-Oh, Bevan! -[Screams]