Bedroom Transcript
All: Mum! Dad! Bingo! Bluey!
Snap! Ha ha, yeah!
Aw! You win every time!
Because you’re too slow.
You need to let Bluey win sometimes.
Why would I do that?
Because she’s a child.
You don’t want me to let you win, Bluey. Trust me.
Why not?
Because you’ll give up trying to get better.
And what does losing every time do?
Nothing much.
Oh, really? Care for a game of Memory Snap?
No, why? I hate Memory Snap.
And why is that?
Because I lose every time. Snap!
-Ha ha! -Ow-ow.
Whah! I’m like a mongoose.
(laughter)
You’re a goose, alright.
Bluey: This episode of Bluey is called "Obstacle Course."
Go, Bingo!
-Whoop! (laughs) -Whoo whoo whoo whoo!
Whoo! Go, Bluey!
Whoop!
(grunting)
Unh!
Uh!
(grunts)
Hey! (panting)
Go, go, go!
Up the rope! Up the rope!
And touch!
Hey, have you kids seen my green ...ball?
Look, Dad! We set up an obstacle course.
Do you want to have a go?
Righto. I’ll race you.
Where’s the finish line?
No one’s racing anyone.
This is just for having fun.
-Yeah! -Ah, I see.
(clucking)
What are you doing?
I’m doing chicken.
(clucking)
Why is Dad acting like a chicken?
He’s saying you’re scared.
Of chickens?
No, of racing me.
Don’t you kids know what chicken means?
No. And they don’t need
everything turned into a competition.
That’s loser talk.
Come on, the hose is the finish line.
Ready, set...
No. They’re not racing.
Yeah, we’re happy just having fun.
Winner gets sherbet.
-BOTH: Eek! Sherbet! -BLUEY: Ready, set, go!
-Yeah! -Wait!
(grunting)
Oop, oh!
Uh, ha ha! I’m going to flog you!
-(grunts) -(grunting)
Eh!
Whee!
Yah!
Yes! Dad wins!
-Okay, well done. -Thanks.
Now I might go and get my sherbet.
-BOTH: Aww. -Yeah, you do that.
I think we’ve had enough Dad for one morning.
Okay, let’s go back to having fun.
-That was fun. -Yeah!
-What?! -I want another race.
Can you help me beat Dad?
Yeah. I want sherbet.
(sigh) Okay.
He won’t let you win, though.
That’s true.
There’s only one thing you can do.
-Cheat! -Yeah!
Yeah! What? No, I meant practice!
You kids sure are keen
to get whupped again.
Oh, yes, we are. (giggle)
All we can do is try harder this time.
That’s the way. See, Mum?
Losing doesn’t stop these kids.
It sure doesn’t.
-Ready, set, go! -Hey!
-(laughs) -That was a good start,
but there’s no way you’re going to beat me!
-Heh! -Hey! What?!
This wasn’t this low before.
Ha ha! See ya!
Come on, Bluey!
-(grunting) -(giggle)
I won! Sherbet!
-Give it up, big guy. -(groaning)
-It’s over! -Agh!
Oh, I love you, sherbet.
Well done Bluey, you "won."
What’s up, Bluey?
Not enjoying your sherbet?
-No. -Tastes a bit sour, right?
-Yeah. -Sherbet’s meant to taste sour.
I think I want to beat Dad fair and square.
Yeah, I think you do, too. Come on.
What?! No! But we won that.
It will taste so much sweeter when you win fair and square.
But sherbet’s not meant to be sweet.
Okay, the key to this one?
Use the ball to speed you up.
-Uh! -You try.
Ready, set, go!
Huh! Aah!
-Stop! -We’ll work on that.
Don’t waste time getting onto your bum.
-Just go down on your belly. -Aah!
-That’s it! That’s it! -(grunting)
That’s it! That’s it!
-Now, why are you climbing down? -What do you mean?
Will your dad spend all that time climbing down?
No, he’ll just jump.
Well, then you’ve got to jump.
But it’s too high!
-No, it’s not. -Come on, Bluey, hurry!
Isn’t there an easier way to beat Dad?
I wish there was kid, believe me,
but, unfortunately, your dad’s right.
These obstacles aren’t going to get out of the way
by themselves.
Okay.
-(grunts) -Yeah!
(panting)
-Stop! Zero. -Zero!
Oh, no, you pushed the wrong button, sweetie.
-It’s this one. -Oh.
Again!
(no audible dialogue)
How fast can you run?
As fast as a greyhound.
How far are you going to run?!
As fast as a greyhound!
(gasp) Zero.
Alright.
Winds are favorable.
I’ve inspected the track, this time.
No little surprises.
How fast can you run?
As fast as a greyhound.
How fast are you going to run?
As fast as a greyhound!
Bit more greyhound talk than last time,
but that’s fine.
Ahem. Father,
I apologize for cheating in our last race.
Oh, well, yeah, good.
Cheaters never prosper.
Indeed.
I wish you good luck.
Uh, you too.
Ready, set, go!
-Huh! -What?!
How’d you learn to do that?
-(grunting) -Oop! Oh!
-Hee! -Yeah!
(both grunting)
-That’s it, Bluey, that’s it. -Whoo-oo-oo!
Bingo: Come on, Bluey!
What the...?
-BINGO: Come on! -(grunting)
Come on, mongoose!
I’m gonna win!
Hiyah!
Both: Hey!
What...
was that?
Uh, yeah,
I can’t be sure.
You cheated!
Well... did I?
Both: Yes!
Ah, who can say for sure?
When the mongoose is moving at full speed, you know,
it’s all a bit of a blur.
I think the mongoose
couldn’t handle losing to a child.
You get zero.
Alright, alright. Rematch? Rematch? Rematch?
Bluey?
Let’s settle it with a game of Memory Snap.
Oh, biscuits.
Uh, giraffe. Uh...
Oh, where was that other giraffe?
-Oh, monkey?! -(Bingo laughs)
Giraffe, giraffe. Monkey, monkey. Eagle, eagle.
How do you do that?!
You might as well start now, Bingo.
Hurray!
Greyhound, greyhound. I win!
Ugh!
