Bluey - Born Yesterday
Born Yesterday Transcript
Bandit, Bluey and Bingo: Mum!
Dad, Bluey and Bingo: Dad!
Bluey, Mum, Dad: Bingo!
Bluey!
[ Singing operatically ] ♪ Oh, where is my toast?
Bluey, can you be as quiet as Bingo for a bit?
No, I can't
Bluey, I can't find your library books,
and they're due back.
Have you seen "Shmyrtle the Dirty Turtle"?
No, I have not seen "Shmyrtle the Dirty Turtle"
You have to keep better track of your things.
What about Bingo?
Bingo puts hers in a neat pile when she's read them.
-Finished. -Ding. Order's up.
Oh, cheese and jam. [ Chomping ]
Dad, I don't like cheese and jam.
What? I thought you did.
No, Bluey does.
I like banana and peanut butter.
Bleh!
How can you two come from the same parents,
be raised in the same house, but be completely different?
-Don't know. -Don't know.
-Well, I'll tell you this for free --
my life would be a lot easier if you were both the same.
Tell me about it.
-Bingo, I've got an idea! -Okay.
-Wait. What? [ Both giggling ]
[ Groans ]
Why do you keep setting them up?
What are you looking for?
[ Gasps ] Hair chalk!
-Ooh. -Give me your arm.
[ Both giggle ] This is gonna be great!
[ Banging noises ] -Alright, done.
Here you go, Bingo -- peanut butter and banan-aah!
[ Both giggle ]
Bleh!
This episode of "Bluey" is called "Mini Bluey."
Oh, so cute!
Let me introduce you to us.
I'm Bluey, and this is Mini-Bluey.
-Hi. -She's just like me.
Watch.
Have some cheese and jam, Mini-Bluey.
-We love cheese and jam. -[ Chomps ]
-I...love...it.
-See? -This is gonna be a long day.
-Okay, Mini-Bluey. Let's learn about me.
Hmm. Ooh, I like to say "cereal" instead of "serious."
Oh, and I'll show you how I dance.
I like to do this sort of thing, and sometimes this.
-[ Squeals ] -Yeah, that's it.
And I sort of just talk all the time.
It doesn't even need to make sense.
Just noises are fine.
Borp, borp, borp, borp!
-Borp, borp, borp, borp! -Borp, borp, borp, borp!
-Borp, borp, borp! -Borp, borp, borp!
And I like to sing.
[ Singing operatically ] ♪ Oh, singing things
[ Giggles ]
Oh, singing things
A bit louder.
[ Singing operatically ] ♪ Oh, singing things
Yeah, that's great.
I like to just leave my toys on the ground.
Isn't it better to tidy them away?
Nah. It doesn't make much difference.
-Aah! -Ooh.
Where is it?
Borp, borp, borp!
I like to ask a lot of questions.
Mom, what are you doing?
You know what I'm doing, Bluey. I'm --
But I don't really listen to the whole answer.
Ooh! And if I see a bum,
I give it a little bum-di-di-bom.
-[ Laughs ] -Hey. Get out of there.
Hey, Blueys, I need you to pick up these grass clippings
and put them in the wheelbarrow.
-Yes, father. -Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Where do you think you're going?
To help Dad. I like wheelbarrows.
Bingo likes wheelbarrows.
Bingo helps Dad.
-You're Mini-Bluey now. -Oh, yeah.
A Bluey does not like grass clippings.
I'll tell you that for free.
But Dad said we have to do it.
Let's find out if he's cereal.
[ Clears throat ] Excuse me, big fella.
Here we go.
These grass clippings you're talking about --
why do we have to put them in the wheelbarrow?
They don't belong to us.
Well, you know all that food in the fridge?
That doesn't belong to you either.
But if you want to keep eating it,
I suggest you get to work.
Okay. He's cereal.
Whe-e-e-e-l!
Barro-o-o-o-w!
Mini-Bluey, that's quite loud.
Yeah, Mini-Bluey, I don't really sing
when I'm doing chores.
I usually whinge
and do the job a lot slower than what you're doing.
Watch! [ Groans ]
Why do we have to do this?
[ Giggles ] Oh, it's hot,
Okay, you know what?
Can I order double Bingos?
No! It's double Blueys forever! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
My arm hurts.
-Aah! [ Giggles ] -Double Bingos.
Mm...yeah. Here you go.
Start on my tail.
[ Both giggle ]
-Hi, Dad. -Whoa.
-This is Big Bingo. -Hey.
May we help you tidy these grass clippings away?
Uh, yeah.
-Come on, Mini-Bingo. -[ Giggles ]
Result.
I like to pretend I'm hugging a wombat.
-Hug! -Hug!
Now put it to bed.
-Good night. -Night-night.
[ Both giggle ]
Where are you, Shmyrtle?
There he is.
Oh.
Thanks, um...
-Big Bingo. -Big Bingo.
-Double Bingo. -[ Laughs ]
I could definitely get used to this.
-What? -Bandit!
Oh, I didn't mean -- aw, Bluey, wait.
Big Bingo!
But seriously, how good's double Bingo?
Yeah, I know.
Hi, Big Bingo.
I wasn't sure which bed to sit on.
Are you okay?
Mom and Dad want two of you's.
They don't want any of me's.
It's very rude.
It's because I'm annoying and you're not annoying at all.
Yes, I am. I'm super annoying.
-Really? -Yeah.
I'm just different annoying.
I'll show you. Where's the sticky tape?
-Here you go. -Ooh, thanks.
And can you find the fake teeth for me?
Ooh, okay.
Here you go.
Aah!
Ah, man.
Chill the beans.
-Eeh! -Aah! Bingo, what?!
-Eeh! -[ Laughs ] Stop it.
You're freaking me out.
-Eeh! -[ Laughs ]
Ooh! Get away from me.
What's going on in --
-Eeh! -Aah! Bingo.
-Eeh! -Aah!
-Eeh! -Eeh!
Aah! Bingo, stop it!
-In here. -Aah!
-Eeh! -Eeh!
That's it. We want one Bluey and one Bingo from now on.
You got that?
[ Whispers indistinctly ]
Okay! [ Both giggle ]
You think it's safe?
I think so. It's been 20 minutes.
[ Both scream ]
-Hi! -Hi!
-Eh, close enough. -Eh, close enough.
-Borp, borp, borp, borp! -Borp, borp, borp, borp!
-Borp, borp, borp, borp! -Borp, borp, borp, borp!
-Borp, borp, borp, borp! -Borp, borp, borp, borp!
-Borp, borp, borp, borp! -Borp, borp, borp, borp!
-Borp, borp, borp, borp! -Borp, borp, borp, borp!
-Borp, borp! -Borp, borp!