Bluey - Dunny
Dunny Transcript
Ooh, yeah, I want that one, and that one.
Ooh, I definitely want that one.
Kids, can you not leave all your stuff everywhere?
-Ow, biscuits! -I'm bored.
How can you be bored when you've got this many toys?
Dad, can you buy me this Tommy Teddy,
this Starlight Unicorn, and this Rainbow Boobear?
No, you kids have got too many toys.
-What, we've hardly got any! -Aah!
I love you, mama.
That's it, we're having a chuckout!
This episode of "Bluey" is called "Mr. Monkeyjocks."
Okay, one basket for keeping and one basket for chucking.
-No! -But we keep all the special toys,
and nothing's going in the bin. It's all going to needy kids.
But we're needy kids.
-You're spoiled kids. -No, we're not!
-Wait, what does that mean? -Focus, Heelers!
Right, first customer… chuck.
Arghh, no, Snowy is special, keep, keep!
Ohh, chuck.
Arghh, Chutney Chimp is special!
The bottle fairy brought me him.
Not everything can be special.
-That's not how that word works. -Argh, not Lady Sparklehound!
Oh, we're off to a great start.
[Cheerful music]
Okay, so in the keep basket is… everything.
And in the chuck basket is… a monkey wearing jocks.
Mr. Monkeyjocks!
We can't chuck Mr. Monkeyjocks!
But you never play with him!
-We do. -He's special.
Well, you better show me he's special
-if you want to keep him. -Okay.
[Squealing and giggling]
You'll probably regret that.
-[Yawns] -Doik!
Hey!
[Both laughing]
Grr!
Breakfast. I'll just take my seat.
Hey! That monkey's in my chair.
-It's his chair now. -Heeheeheeheeheehee!
Well, where am I supposed to sit?
Is there any more bacon?
Only for special people, not you, floor boy.
Floor boy?
More maple syrup, Mr. Monkeyjocks?
Don't mind if I do.
Getting sick of this monkey.
[Upbeat music]
Arghh, yow!
Look out!
Turn, turn, red light!
Has anyone seen my sunnies?
Heeheeheeheehee.
Okay, kids, this has gone a bit far.
You said we have to treat him special.
Chilli! -Oh, come here, sweetheart.
Babe, can you please help… Huh?
How's my little monkey man?
Hey, mate, that's my wife!
Not anymore. Mum married Mr. Monkeyjocks!
-What? -Heeheeheeheehee!
When did this happen?
I was going to tell you.
You left me for a monkey?
I'm sorry, honey.
There's just something special about him.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Oh, what's that? Oh, yes, good idea.
You can be his monkey butler.
-What? -Heeheeheeheehee!
Mm, actually, I'd love to.
How may I be of service, sir?
Yes, sir, right away. [Laughs]
You're probably gonna regret that.
Hey, what's going on?
Mr. Monkeyjocks doesn't want bones on his bed.
He wants bananas.
His bed?
That's not his bed, it's my bed.
Not anymore, this is his room now.
See ya!
Outrageous.
-I'll just take the waist in. -Hey, that's Chutney Chimp's suit.
And Lady Sparklehound's hat!
-He said he wanted them. -But you can't give him stuff
just because he says he wants it.
I'm just the butler. If you have a problem, take it up with the monkey.
I will, all right. Listen, mate, I think it's time for a certain someone
to find somewhere else to live.
[Door slams]
I didn't mean us.
That was harsh but fair, sir.
Aren't you being a little unfair, my sweet monkey man?
[Door slams]
I thought you loved me!
That is one cheeky monkey!
How could he just kick us out of our own house?
It's very rude.
Well, it's kind of our fault. We spoiled him.
What does spoiled mean?
It's a bit hard to explain.
Where are we gonna live?
Ah. Let's ask if we're allowed to sleep in the backyard, shall we?
And what about Pebbledasher? Chuck?
-Yes, Master Monkeyjocks. -What's going on here?
-Oh, thank goodness you're here. -You're chucking all our toys!
I'm not, he is! He's gone bananas.
He says he doesn't want any toys in this house
-that aren't him. -What?
He says he's the only one who can be special!
Bluey, that's spoiled.
There you go, sir, all the toys have been chucked.
How does it feel, Mr. Monkeyjocks?
He actually looks a bit bored.
How can he be bored?
He has everything he wants.
Can I listen to him?
Oh, he says he doesn't want everything he wants anymore.
Oh, why ever not?
Because when you have everything you want…
Um, you listen, Mum.
Nothing feels special anymore.
Oh!
Hmm, what do you want to do?
Oh, you want a turn making someone else feel special?
-Oh! -Ahem!
Ooh, sorry.
Let's try this again, kids. Snowspot?
Chuck.
Chutney Chimp, chuck.
And Lady Sparklehound, chuck.
And Mr. Monkeyjocks.
I hope you make someone feel special.
Now don't get excited. It's just a little something I found in the op shop.
Thanks, Mum. [Gasps] It's a monkey!
-Wearing jocks. -I love him!