Bluey - Fairytale

-Oh, yeah.

Shake it, Bluey.

-[ Chuckles ]

-Oh, why did you stop?

-I don't like this part of the song.

-You got to take the good with the bad, kid.

-Huh? -Huh?

-Why is their forks in the spoon bit?

-The same reason all the cupboards are left open,

there's an apron in the sink, and the fridge doors never shut.

Your dad.

-Does that mean you don't like Dad?

-What? -Well, you're saying that

because the cupboard doors --

-How's it going, single ladies?

-Hey, Dad! -Hey, Dad!

-Oh. Hey, morning, kids.

-How was your run, sweetheart?

-Unh-unh. -Unh-unh.

-What? -He's not yours anymore.

He's ours.

-Yeah, he belongs to us.

-But I want a smoochy kiss.

-No, you can't have him.

-What? Why not?

-You said you don't like him

because he leaves the cupboard doors open.

-What?! -I never.

Come here. Give me a smoochy -- [ Gasps ]

-He's ours. -He's ours.

-He's mine.

-Never. -Ladies, ladies.

-There's plenty to go around.

-Bingo, egg beat her.

-Oh, yeah,

Egg beater!

[ Chuckles ] Bingo!

Boom! Ya, ya, ya!

-Ya! -Ah!

-Whisker time!

-Whisky, whisky, whisk. -[ Laughs ]

-Sauce pan shield. -[ Gasps ]

Bingo, get dad out of here.

-Okay. Come here, you.

-Ah. Okay, very good.

-[ Chuckles ] Dad is ours forever now.

-[ Chuckles ] -Ya!

[ Screams ]

-Well, good luck with that.

Bingo: This episode of "Bluey" is called "Smoochy Kiss."

-This way, this way.

-Keep him off of Mom, Bingo.

-She just wants a smoochy kiss.

-No more smoochy kisses for her.

-Yeah, You belong to us.

-Alright. So, am I still married?

-We'll figure that out later,

but now we have to get you somewhere safe.

-Yeah, come with --

Eww. Your armpit is leaking.

-Eww. So is this one?

-Yeah, I've just been for a run.

-Okay, well, just keep your arms down, please.

-Alright.

-Come on. -Check for Mum, Bingo.

She could be hiding.

-Okay.

Hmm...

-Eww! Dad, what's that?

-Huh? Oh, looks like gravy.

-Eww! -Yep, gravy.

-She's not here. I looked everywhere.

-Yarh! -No!

-Smoochy kiss.

[ Laughter ]

-Run! -Me as well?

-Yes! -Okay.

-I just want a smoochy kiss.

-[ Chuckles ] -Come on.

-Hey, kids, I actually need the toilet.

-What? No way. It's too risky.

-Oh. Well, your Mum lets me go to the toilet.

-[ Groans ] Okay?

-It's clear. -Okay.

Do your business and do it quickly.

-Yes, boss. -And peeing only.

-Deal. -I'll stay here.

Bingo, you guard outside.

-Okay.

-Oh, that's it.

-Keep your eye out for Mum.

She'll do anything for a smoochy kiss.

-Can't say I blame her.

-Are you almost finished?

-Almost.

Aw! [ Groans ]

Oh, dog cake.

-What happened? [ Toilet flushes ]

-Nothing.

-Why are you hoping?

-I peed on my foot.

-[ Screams ]

Why did you pee on your foot?!

-I wasn't paying attention.

-Why not?

-I was trying to pull a nice hair out.

-You got hairs in your nose?

That's disgusting.

-Welcome to middle age, kid.

-[ Gasps ] What are you doing now?!

-What's it look like?

I'm washing the pee off my foot.

-But that's the laundry tub. -So?

-It's not for washing pee off your foot.

-Well, it is now.

-[ Screams ]

-Is everything alright? -[ Thud ]

Huh?

I don't remember that box being there.

-Oh, well. Bluey! -[ Thud ]

Hey, did that box move?

-This is outrageous.

-Toughen up, kid.

-[ Screams ] That's my shirt!

-Ah, you hardly wear it.

-Bluey, are you sure everything's o--

[ Thud ]

This box is definitely getting --

-[ Munching ] -[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ] The box is eating me!

-Oh, no, it's Mum. She's here.

-Alright. Where to, boss?

-Um, okay, look.

You still belong to us,

but you have to promise not to do any more disgusting things.

-Okay, I promise.

No more disgusting things.

-Good, let's go.

-Hang on, one more. [ Grunts ]

-[ Laughs ]

-[ Gasping ] -Bluey, what is it?

-Dad did a fluffy!

-Oh, he sure did.

-[ Screams ] Let me in the box!

-Ah-ha! -Quick, Mum.

Now's your chance for a smoochy kiss.

-Oh, right.

-No, Mum, don't go near him.

-What? Why?

-It's not safe.

-Oh, Bandit.

-Oof, it's traveling. -Come on.

We have to get you out of here.

-Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy.

-[ Panting ] -We have to hide you.

-Oh, don't be silly.

-Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy

-Stand back. -Watch out, Bandit.

She's got Basil.

-But I want a smoochy kiss.

-No! -No!

-Just a small one.

-No, I've got news for you.

That guy is disgusting.

-Yeah. -What are you talking about?

-Okay, first. He eats his own gravy stains.

-True. -True.

-His armpits are stinky.

-Correct. -Correct.

-His nose is hairy.

-Very hairy. -Very hairy.

-He does fluffy.

-Stinky fluffies. -Stinky fluffies.

-And he peed on his own foot.

-Oh, that's a new one.

-It's not actually.

-He's a grub.

-Kids, I'm used to all that.

-What?! -What?!

-You gotta take the good with the bad.

-Yeah, your Mum's no bunch of roses either.

You ever smelt her breath in the morning?

-No. -No.

-[ Blows ]

[ Both gagging ]

-And that's before I've had my sardines.

-Eww! -Eww!

-And that's just one of a long list

of disgusting things that...

I will keep to myself.

-Kids, if you're going to belong to someone,

you better toughened up.

[ Both gag ]

-You can [gags] keep each other.

-Works for me. -Works for me.

[ Both gagging ]