Bluey - Family Meeting

Mum, can we do Faceytalk with Muffin and Socks?

-Uh... -Please?

-Yeah, that's fine. -BOTH: Ous!

But no hogging the little facey-face thing, okay?

Bluey, I'm talking to you.

Yes, Mum. No hogging.

'Cause you know what happens when you hog, don't you?

Both: Yes, we know what happens when you hog.

Wait, do we?

-Hi! -Hi, Muffin!

-Hi! -Ah! Stop! Stop hogging!

Bluey: This episode of "Bluey" is called "Faceytalk."

Can I have a turn doing the drawing yet, Bluey?

Um, yes, but can I just finish this?

-Sure. -Muffin, it's my turn?

-Not yet. -Muffin!

-Hi, girls. -Hi, Aunt Trixie!

Muffles, make sure you give Socks a go

drawing the silly stuff, okay?

-But I'm not finished. -Muffin!

-Socks, get off! -Aah!

Girls, I can't do this right now.

I've got somewhere I need to be.

No!

(groans) I can handle it.

Trixie: Uh, are you sure?

Yeah, I've got it covered.

Kids, you better share that thing

or I'm switching it off.

-What? -Whoa.

Okay, maybe not off, but...

Trixie: Look, I'll handle it.

No, I can do it. You go do your thing.

Trixie: Well, okay, if you're sure.

Right, I'm setting the timer on my phone.

When it goes off, it's Socks' turn, okay, Muffy?

-Buh! -I'll take that as a yes.

I'll just draw some clouds.

Ooh, nice clouds.

-(dinging) -Okay, Muffy, there's the timer.

-Socks' turn now. -Yay!

-I have to finish my cowboy hat. -Aw!

No, you don't have to finish your cowboy hat.

You have to give Socks a turn.

But I want to finish my cowboy hat.

Muffy!

Muffin Heeler, give your sister a turn now!

But I want to draw a cowboy hat!

-Just give her a turn, Muffin. -No!

-Muffin Cupcake Heeler! -Cowboy hat!

If you say "cowboy hat" one more time,

you'll be in timeout.

-Cow...

boy...

hat!

Okay, that's it. You're going to timeout.

-(grunting) -(screaming)

-Oh, boy. -Bye, Muffin.

Stripe: Muffin, stop wriggling.

There. Now you have a good think about it, young lady.

Muffin: No! I don't want to!

I'm sorry, girls, but Muffin was hogging,

so she can't do your Facey-call thing anymore.

-Okay, Uncle Stripe. -Okay, Uncle Stripe.

She needs to learn that other people have--

-What the-- -Aah! Muffin!

Gah! She's got my phone!

Muffin, you get off my phone this instant.

-Ugh! -He's coming, Muffin!

-Aah! (panting) -Muffin!

Running away will only make it worse!

-Ooh! -(laughs)

Stripe: Muffin! Come back!

Muffin, you can't steal your dad's phone!

Yes, I can. Now, where do I hide?

-Under a bed. -Okay.

-Don't help her, Bingo. -Why not?

'Cause she's not meant to be running away.

She's meant to be in timeout for hogging.

Hey! That's my ukelele!

-You lended it to me. -Yeah, but that was ages ago.

I'm still playing with it.

Muffin, you hang that phone up now, young lady.

-No! -Okay, well, I'm ending

the whole Faceytalk.

-No! -Ooh, okay, okay.

Muffin, this is your last chance.

You hang that up and march down here now.

-Gorilla man! -(laughter)

What? You little-- Get this thing off me!

Ah! That's it. Where are you?

Okay. You're under a bed. Can't see whose.

Well, there's only so many beds in this house, kid.

-I'm coming. -Oh, no!

He's gonna find you, Muffin.

Just give him back his phone.

No! Tell me if he's out there.

It's clear, but, Muffin, I don't think I should help you.

What about now?

-Ah! Not clear, not clear! -Ah! Not clear, not clear!

-Run! -Gotcha!

-(shrill scream) -Aah! Ooh!

Good gravy. What's going on?

Uncle Stripe is chasing Muffin.

(laughs) Classic Stripe.

Get back here, Muffin!

-Run, Muffin! -Dad!

Trixie: Aah! Muffin!

Whoa! Okay, there we go.

(indistinct shouting, phone glitching)

-TRIXIE: What's going on? -I'm handling it.

Trixie: It doesn't look like you're handling it.

-Uh, guys? -She escaped from timeout.

-We don't do time out anymore. -What? Since when?

-I've read a blog. -You didn't tell me.

-'Cause you're never here. -Hey, uh, guys?

-Just let me handle it, Stripe. -No, Trix. Let me handle it.

I get to parent, too.

Yeah, but you have to do it right.

-This is how I do it. -Guys!

Kids, can you switch this off?

Ah! But we're doing drawing things.

All right, well, can you mute it?

-Yeah, we can. -I feel like you hog

all the parenting.

-Oh. -Is it this one?

-I don't mean to. -No, try this one.

-Oh, no, that's not it. -(argument continues)

-Oh, I know. -(beep)

You can turn the sound back on

when Stripe and Trix are finished chatting, okay?

-Yes, Dad. -Yes, Dad.

Uh, Muffin, better look behind you.

Why? Aah!

-STRIPE: I can't hold her! -TRIXIE: Muffin!

Stop running away, Muffin!

Muffin, I would urgently advise you to stop right now!

-Listen to your father. -Let's split up.

-Good idea. -Oh, they're working together!

Muffin, come back here!

No! (panting)

Where are they?

Your mum's hiding behind the couch.

What couch?

The couch!

We've got lots of couches!

-It's that's couch right there. -Gotcha!

Muffin!

I'm free!

-Muffin! -Muffin!

No! My phone!

(splash!)

(thud!)

Oh, boy.

Muffin: Sorry, Dad.

-STRIPE: Muffin? -MUFFIN: Yes?

-STRIPE: Timeout. -TRIX: Timeout.

Muffin: Okay.

(beeps)

Finished.

-Oh, wow, that's great, Socks. -Thanks.

Can I have a turn now, Bluey?

-Oh, yeah, sure. -Thanks.

No problem, 'cause we know what happens when you hog.