Bluey - Kids
While shopping at the grocery store, Bluey takes on the parent role, with Dad and Bingo playing the parts of the children. When Dad attempts to load the shopping cart with groceries, Bluey scolds him for not following the rules as a kid should.
Kids Transcript
Dad, who's your favorite -- me or Bingo?
Favorite?
Keeping in mind I can run the fastest.
Yeah, but I can whistle.
[whistles lightly]
See?
[gearshift clicks, engine shuts off]
[humming]
So who?
You're both my favorites.
But I can kick my own bum.
Watch! Hunh!
Look, kid, parents don't pick favorites.
Why not?
They just don't.
One, two...
Ehh! [giggles]
All right, let's hit this hard and quick.
Sound good, kids?
Ooh!
Hey, Bingo, let's play Kids!
Yeah!
Oh, not Kids!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey is called Kids.
Okay, Bingo, you're a toddler and your name is Snowdrop.
And I'll be your Mum.
Okay, Mama!
And you're Snowdrop's older brother.
And your name is...
Hee hee. ...Diddums.
Diddums?!
[both laugh]
I'll take that, Diddums!
[giggles]
Are you ready to go shopping, Snowdrop?
Yeah, Mama.
Unh, unh, unh!
Mum's in charge of the trolley, Diddums.
Children use those ones.
Oh, Mum!
[both laugh]
[squeals]
Oof!
[giggling]
No dilly-dallying, Diddums!
Yes, Mum!
Chocolate or pink, Snowdrop?
Both!
Okay, my sweetie.
Snowdrop loves chocolate milk!
Mama, Mama! Diddums being sneaky!
Diddums! How very dare you!
And who said you could have all that green stuff?
[giggles]
Please, Mum. Can't we get some vegetables?
Of course not. Do you think I'm made of money?
Well, how come Snowdrop gets chocolate milk?
Because she's so cute!
What?!
-Now, put them back! -[giggles]
Ohh!
[screams, giggles]
[growls]
G'day, Bandit. How's it going?
Hey, Roko. Don't ask.
What's going on, Diddums?!
Lollygagging with your friends again?
Mum! You're embarrassing me!
Back to the trolley this instant, young man.
Yes, Mum.
See ya, Roko.
[giggles]
Oh, hello, Roko.
How's your mother?
She's good, Mrs. Heeler.
[growls]
Honestly, Diddums, I can't believe --
Oh! Who threw this on the ground?
Diddums!
What?! It wasn't me!
It was Snowdrop!
Snowdrop would never do such a thing!
This isn't fair! You always take her side!
That's because Snowdrop is an angel and you're a very naughty boy.
[gasps]
Huh! Well, I'm a naughty boy, am I?
Yes. You are a very naughty boy.
Naughty boy!
[giggles]
Okay, then.
-Grr! -Hey!
-Naughty boy! Naughty boy! -Diddums!
Come back this instant!
-Naughty boy! -Flaxseeds, pepitas...
almond flour -- yes, please!
Stop it, Diddums!
You will do what your mother says!
No! I'm a naughty boy!
Diddums!
Walnuts, psyllium husks, sugar-free chocolate --
don't mind if I do!
Stop!
Put that back!
No!
Ooh, hoo, hoo! You wait till your father hears about this!
Pbbbbht!
Ugh!
I'm going to count to three, Diddums!
One...
two...
two and a half...
[gasps] That's it!
Heh, heh, heh!
[whispering] You have to bend down.
Oh, okay.
-You're going to time out, young man. -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[giggles]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Now, you sit in that toilet-paper chair
and have a good think about what you've done.
Toilet-paper chair?!
This isn't fair, Mum!
Why doesn't Snowdrop have to go to time out?
She's the one who's being cheeky.
Because she's my favorite.
[gasps]
You mean Snowdrop's really your favorite?
Yes. Snowdrop is my favorite.
Oh. I-I see.
I'll just sit here until you tell me I can come out.
Well, um...yes.
Good.
-[upbeat music playing] -[Bingo] Hee hee hee.
[giggles]
[pricing gun clicking]
Can I help you?
I wish you could, mate.
-[music continues] -Hee hee!
No cards today, sweetie. Put them back. Come on.
No! Snowdrop want cards!
Maybe that's enough time in the toilet-paper chair
for your brother, I think.
Come on, Snowdrop.
[screams]
Stinky Mummy!
Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!
Snowdrop!
Pbbbbbht!
You are a cheeky toddler!
Hee hee!
Personally, I can't go back to single-ply.
No, that's madness.
See ya, mate.
You can come out now, Diddums.
Oh, good, 'cause this is actually embarrassing.
[both grunt]
You were right.
It was Snowdrop being cheeky all along.
I'm sorry I didn't believe you...
and that I said she was my favorite.
I love you, Mum.
Diddums, can I put you in charge of the trolley?
Yes, Mum.
'Cause I got a cheeky toddler to sort out!
[scanner beeping]
You've been such a great help today, Diddums.
Mum! You're embarrassing me.
What a fine young boy you have there, Mrs. Heeler.
Thank you, checkout lady.
He is definitely my favorite.
[gasps]
Ooh! I mean...both my children are my favorites.
[giggles]
Um, Mrs. Heeler?
♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
♪ Gently down the stream ♪
Snowdrop!
Hee hee hee!
[up-tempo music plays]