Bluey - Mum School

Oh, that was a big one.

Charming.

Mom, could you and Dad smoochy-kiss?

-Yup. -Not so fast.

Why do you want us to smoochy-kiss?

Because we like it.

Yeah, it's very romance.

Where did you learn that word?

TV.

We know all about romance.

Well, maybe you could teach your Dad about that.

Outrageous.

Yeah, let's teach Dad.

We can set up the restaurant.

The fancy restaurant.

Yeah!

This episode of "Bluey" is called "Fancy Restaurant."

I'll show you a thing or two about romance.

Ooh, can't wait.

Hello.

Welcome to the Fancy Restaurant.

Are you husband and wife?

Yes, we are.

-No, we aren't. -Huh?

This is our first date.

We met five minutes ago.

Very good. Do you have a booking?

Ah, yes. The name's Romeo McFlourish.

Mmm, Romeo.

Nope! Never heard of you.

Oh, well, can we have a table anyway?

You'll have to make a booking.

I'd like to make a booking, please.

No, you have to call.

[Groans] Okay. Boop! Ring ring.

Hello?

Hi. I'd like to make a booking, please.

Name?

Romeo… uh, uh, what was it?

-McFlourish. -McFlourish. Of course.

Okay, great. See you soon. Widdle!

Hi. Do you have a booking?

Yes, McFlourish.

Oh, yes. Right this way, please.

Finally.

Smooth, Romeo.

I have of course taken you

to the fanciest restaurant in town.

Baked beans.

Oh, dear.

Not yet, Chef Bingo.

Have they smoochy-kissed yet?

No, not yet.

I'm so sorry. She's new.

Now, these are the menus.

You also have some forks and spoons.

Told you this place was fancy.

Now, what would you like to order?

Could you tell me what the special is?

Hmm, I'm not sure. I'll check with the chef.

Hey, Chef!

What?!

What's the special?!

The what?!

The special!

The what?

There's no special.

I'll just have the baked beans, then.

Very good. I'll be right back.

Please enjoy your cutlery.

Uh, excuse me. I'll be right back.

Hey, Dodgy Brothers,

haven't you got anything other than baked beans?

What's wrong with baked beans?

Well, they're not very romance.

Hmm. Yeah.

I guess we could make something else.

Something special?

Yeah, something special!

Ooh, and I'll play some romance music.

-[Giggles] -Leave it to us.

-Now go and do a smoochy-kiss. -Oh! Hey!

Oh! I'm back.

So, has the romance started yet?

Very soon, my darling.

Uh, what's your name again?

Oh! Super smooth.

-[Upbeat music plays] -[Both] Aah!

Ooh, what's this?

Some romance music.

Oh, it's… lovely.

-So, uh, tell me more… -Hey!

-Let go! -…about your stuff.

Whoa!

If you'll excuse me.

What?! You're leaving me.

I'm just going to the bathroom.

Oh, yes.

It's just in that corner next to the bookshelf.

Oh, fancy.

Why haven't you smoochy-kissed her yet?

Well, how can I when you're making all that racket.

You need to be more romance.

I'm trying!

I think I've just forgotten my moves.

I guess it has been a while.

Well, toughen up, Romeo.

We wanna see a smoochy-kiss.

Ooh! This looks special.

-I'm back. -Very good, madam.

Uh [chuckles] so did you have a nice time in the toilet?

Excuse me?!

Bluey, I need you!

Just a moment.

Be romance.

Wow. So beautiful.

I made a special.

You used real food.

Is that special?

Yeah. That's really special.

[Insects chirping]

There's no romance coming, is there?

[Sighs] No. I'm sorry.

I may have forgotten how to be romance.

Well, I have, too.

It's not easy when you're tired all the time.

Yeah, and when you get interrupted every five…

Dinner!

Here's your baked beans,

and here's your special dinner.

Wow. That is special.

Our chef made this especially for you.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

Here you go, madam.

Thank you.

Mmm. So good.

You can't just eat it pretend.

Yeah. You have to eat it for real life.

Oh. Um, the thing is…

You don't like it?

Um, well, I do, but…

You don't think it's special.

Um, uh, it's just, um…

Hang on. I know this isn't very romantic,

but can we swap?

Yours looks delicious.

Oh, okay.

I guess we could.

To romance.

[Groans]

Aw, it's great.

You have to finish it.

Uh, okay.

-Aww. -[Groans, spits]

So good. Aw, man.

I can't get enough of this.

[Owl hoots]

[Belches, retches]

Would you like dessert?

-[Retches] -Uh, no!

I mean, uh, this was such a special evening.

I feel like taking a moonlit stroll with my new love.

They're holding hands. Eeh!

Oh, yes. The moon is that way.

This way, my special man.

[Retches]

Well, they didn't smoochy-kiss.

But she is rubbing his back.

Yeah. That's still romance.

-Yeah. -[Giggles]

[Retches]