Bluey - Phones

Bluey and Bingo enthusiastically invite Grandad to join their restaurant game, though they have a twist in store for him: he'll need to use an app to place his food order.
Release date December 6, 2021
Runtime 7 min

Phones Transcript

All: Mum! Dad! Bingo! Bluey!

-Here you go. -Nice to meet you, Ziggy.

Good luck with your... Your app!

Thanks, Mort.

-G’day, Dad. -G’day, Chilli dog!

-Hey, Bandit! -G’day, Mort!

Been a while since you’ve come to the city.

It has! It’s so busy!

(Insects chirping)

Let me just sort Ziggy out.

-See ya, Mort! -Hey, what? Where’s he going?

-I didn’t pay him yet. -He’s already been paid, Dad.

On the internet.

Gee, that internet thing’s really taken off, hasn’t it?

-(laughing) -Come on.

You say g’day to the kids while we finish dinner.

Sounds good!

Hey, uh, what’s an app?

Bluey: This episode of Bluey is called "Phones."

Deet doo doo doo deet.

-Hey, kids -BOTH: Granddad!

Whoa, there you go!

Can you play with us, Granddad?

Oh yeah, you bet. What are you playing?

We’re playing restaurant.

Oh, yeah, I’ve been to a restaurant.

-You’ll need your phone. -Well, I haven’t got one.

-What? -Hey, you can use this one.

-I’ll make another. -Oh, thanks, Bingo.

This is where you live.

Oh, great. This is my house.

-No, it’s not your house. -Oh, right.

-Well, whose is it? -It’s theirs.

You pay them on your phone to have a holiday here.

See, just press this app. Boop!

Oh, an app. Yeah, I know about these.

Boop! Too easy.

-Whoops! -You’ll have to pay for that.

-Oh! Uh... -Just push the button.

-Boop. -Okay, I work at the restaurant

and it’s dinner time, and you want some food.

Got it!

Boop boop doot doot doot.

-Check out my new phone! -Ooh, lovely! What does it do?

-Well, it can -- -(Granddad whistling)

-Evening, ladies. -BOTH: What are you doing here?

I thought this was a restaurant!

It is!

But you don’t come to the restaurant.

-Don’t you? -You stay at home,

and order on your phone.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

I know what’s going on.

I use my phone!

Both: I’unno.

(Humming)

Granddad: Ring-ring, ring-ring.

Ring-ring, ring-ring.

-Boop! Hello? -Ah, hello.

-I’d like to order some food. -Granddad!

You don’t phone-call the restaurant!

-What?! -You just order on the app.

But I haven’t got a menu!

Both: It’s on the app!

Oh, right.

Boop.

Oh, yeah, here we go.

Hang on. What type of restaurant are you?

-What do you mean? -Are you Chinese or Italian?

We’re everything!

Yeah, you can order pizza or a burrito.

-A barino? -(Both giggle)

Both: Burrito!

You can have anything you want.

Oh, okay.

Anything I want, eh?

That makes it harder for some reason.

Oop. Oh, sorry, guys.

Better pay for that. Boop!

Do you need help choosing, Granddad?

No, no, I’m all right.

Ah, I know! Boop!

Curried sausages!

Both: Curried sausages?! Blech!

Why do you want curried sausages?

-Well, I love curried sausages. -BOTH: Blech!

You said I could have anything!

Okay! Curried sausages.

(Humming, Granddad whistling)

Evening, ladies! I’m here to pick up me sausages!

-(Giggles) Granddad! -You don’t pick them up!

Bingo delivers them to you.

Ah, right! Okay!

(Humming)

Hey, how’re you goin’? Nice night, huh?

Uh, you don’t really chat to the scooter person.

Oh, okay. Sorry.

Boop.

Did I do it right?

Yeah! Good one, Granddad!

No worries. Let’s have some food.

-(Munching) -That’s good!

So do I just eat here alone?

You can watch TV on your phone if you like.

Yeah! There’s a TV app.

Okay. Boop!

Are you sure we’re playing this right?

-Yeah! -Okay.

Hey, uh, can anyone make one of these apps?

Um... yeah.

And they can do whatever you want?

Yeah.

Good to know.

I’m just borrowing this.

Finished me sausages!

Well, I could go some dessert.

Boop! Pavlova!

Boop! Ooh, I just got an order for a pavlova!

(Humming)

Here we go! (Laughing)

Almost ready, delivery driver!

Boop!

Ready! Boop!

All right, I’ll just pop this in here.

-(Screams) -It’s a croc!

-What?! -There’s a croc in your box!

Aah! Get it out! Get it out!

-I’m not going to near it! -Someone has to!

Hey! I’ve made an app for that!

Just push this button and a croc catcher comes to your door.

-That’s just what we need! -Load down the app!

-What’s the picture, Granddad?! -It’s a little croc’s head.

-Like a little freshie. -Okay!

-Aah! Hurry! -I’m hurrying!

Okay, I’ve "load-downed" it!

-Boop! -Pop! Oh, a customer!

-Help! -Evening, ladies!

Nice night, eh?

Are you the croc catcher from the app?

Sure am.

Well, can you please catch this croc?

Sure can! First thing, get it outside.

(Bingo screaming, Bluey laughing)

You don’t want a croc loose in your house, trust me.

-Now what?! -You! Grab him by the snout!

-Me?! What about you?! -I’ll be back here supervising.

Okay, hold still, Bingo!

-Oh! Got it! -Jump on its back!

Unh, all right! I got him! I got him!

-Hooray! -Now what do we do?!

What are you asking me for, you’re the croc catcher!

Well, I’m still working on me app!

-Granddad! -Okay, okay.

Which of your neighbors don’t have any pets?

-Watch his head, watch his head! -(Girls giggling)

♪ Singing too-ra-li, too-ra-li -- ♪

Aah! Get it off me!

-(All cheering) -Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!

Both: Five stars for your app!

Oh, thanks, ladies!

-Dinner’s ready. -BOTH: Yay! Dinner!

-It’s curried sausages. -Yum!

-You beauty! -Come on.

Things have changed a bit since I was last in the city.

Chilli: Yep.

Granddad: Kids are still kids, though.

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