Bluey - Squash

During a squash match between Dad and Uncle Stripe, Bluey and Bingo take charge of the action, with Bingo demonstrating that younger siblings can indeed outdo their older counterparts.
Release date March 20, 2020
Runtime 7 min

Squash Transcript

-Whoa, whoa. -Dad, stay on the path!

Aah! Phew!

-Get him, Bluey. -Whoa!

[Both] Aah!

-Yay! -[Laughs]

Nice one, Bluey.

Get us out of here, Bingo! I'm trying!

Big brothers always beat little brothers.

That's just the way it goes.

Yeah, that's just the way it goes.

[Both groan]

[Bingo] This episode of Bluey is called "Squash."

Ah!

-I'm gonna pound you. -Yeah, right.

What can we play while you squash?

Um, well, you can still control us.

[Both] Hooray!

Here. This can be the controller.

-I'll control Dad. He always wins. -[Both] Hey!

Such a wise head on such young shoulders.

Okay, I'll control Uncle Stripe.

-Do your best, Bingo. -I promise I will.

-All right! Let's do this! -Yeah!

-Come on, Bingo! -[Both giggling]

Test us out, kids.

Okay. This way!

Oh! [Grunts]

Go up.

-Aah! Oof! -[Giggles]

Round and round.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

-And this way! -Aah! Ooh!

Okay, they work.

[Pants] Okay. We're good to go.

-You ready, Bingo? -Ready!

[Light tapping]

-Boop! -[Ball thudding]

-Aah! -Aah! Ooh!

-[Both] Yes! -Whoo, whoo, whoo!

1-0.

Aww!

-Nice one, Bluey! -[Giggles]

So it begins!

[Bluey grunts]

[Grunts] Ooh!

[Both] Yeah!

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

[Both] Yeah!

-Take that! -[Both] Oh!

-[Grunts] -Ha! [Pants]

Aah!

Something's wrong with this.

[Groans]

-Yeah! -[Grunts]

[Grunts]

Ya! Aah!

Why do you keep losing?

Because big brothers always beat little brothers.

Aw!

Okay, one more point and we win, Bluey.

-Make it happen. -Okay!

[Pants] Just do your best, Bingo.

I'm trying, but my controller isn't working properly.

I don't think it's the controller, kid.

This isn't over.

[Grunts]

[Both grunting]

Aah! Ooh! [Groans]

-Boss! -Yeah!

[Sighs] Now it's over.

Aw! I didn't even win once.

Big sisters always beat little sisters.

That's just the way it goes.

-Mmmm, mmmm! -I'm going to the bubbler.

-Aw, Bingo! -Let's go again.

[Pants] Yep, just just let me get a drink.

[Panting]

Nice controlling, kid.

Dad, can you please let Uncle Stripe win the next squash?

What? Why?

'Cause I don't think Bingo's having any fun.

Aw, you're such a good big sister.

So, can you?

-Nope. -What? Why not?

That's not how grown-ups work, kid.

-But it's how kids work. -Then kids are silly.

What?! How very dare you!

♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah ♪

♪ Kids are silly ♪

That is it!

I'm going to make you lose the next squash.

What?! No! I take it back!

Kids aren't silly.

Please don't make me lose!

Too late.

[Gurgling water]

[Pants]

What are you doing, Bingo?

-I'm fixing you. -Fixing me?

Yeah. This is the antenna bit that makes the controller work.

-Oh. Is it not working properly? -No.

You're not doing what I'm controlling you to do,

and Bluey keeps beating me.

Ah. Look, I'm sorry, Bingo.

Maybe you guys should swap for the next game?

-No. I want to control you. -Are you sure?

You'll probably have a better chance of winning with your Dad.

No. I want us to win.

Oh, really? Why's that?

Because big sisters don't always beat little sisters.

[Sniffles]

There. I've fixed you.

Yeah, Bingo. You did.

Oh, please! Don't make me lose!

I'll give you 100 chocolate koalas.

Nope!

-You ready? -Aah!

Bingo, it's your turn to control me instead of Bluey.

-Nope. -Please?

-[Racket rattles] -Let's do this, Bingo.

[Hard rock music plays]

-Boop! -Waugh!

-Whoops! -Huh?

Whoa!

[Grunts] Wow!

1-0.

Yeah!

[Upbeat music plays]

What?! Bluey!

Yes!

Boosh!

[Pants nervously, grunts]

[Pants nervously, grunts]

[Panting] Aah!

Oh! Right in the love handle.

[Growls]

-[Grunts] -Whoo!

Okay, Bingo, one more point and we've won.

You can do this.

We can do this!

-[Pants] -Strength!

[Pants]

Agility!

[Whimpers]

Determination!

[Pants]

Hiyah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Oh! -[Giggles]

Yeah!

Whoo!

-Whoo-hoo! -We won!

[Groans]

-Good game, little brother. -Yeah. Thanks, mate.

-Good game, little sister. -Thanks, Bluey.

[Soft music plays]

What a squash!

Yeah, man. That was awesome.

I guess little brothers can beat big brothers.

Yep. That's just the way it goes.

[Laughter]

-[Stripe] Good one, Bingo. -[Bandit] But I still say kids are silly.

-[Bluey] What? Hiyah! -[Bandit] Aah!

[Laughter]

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