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Still from Bluey episode Takeaway

Season 1 - Episode 14

Bluey - Takeaway

While stuck in a five-minute wait for their takeaway order outside a restaurant, Bluey and Bingo grow fidgety, testing the boundaries of Dad's tolerance.

Bandit pulls into the car park of a local Chinese takeaway with Bluey and Bingo in tow. He heads inside to collect their dinner, but soon discovers that the spring rolls are missing. The staff informs him that it’ll be another five minutes, so Bandit and the kids wait. The kids ask what they can do to pass the time, and Bandit suggests playing “Dad Reads the Newspaper.” However, Bluey is thirsty and wants a juice from the takeaway. Instead, Bandit turns on an exterior tap for her to drink from, which gives her an idea – she wants a tap shower, but Bandit quickly shuts that down. Meanwhile, Bingo asks if she can eat the plants in the drain, comparing them to the plant lettuce they can eat.

As Bandit tries to turn off the tap, Bingo asks for a drink, and then the girls decide to play restaurant while Bandit checks on the spring rolls. Bingo tries to take a bite of the takeaway food, but finds it too spicy. Bandit has to hold her mouth under the tap to cool it down, which works, but now Bingo needs to use the toilet. The closest toilets are too far away, so Bandit suggests a “bush-wee” as the only option. While Bandit is busy with Bingo, Bluey turns on the tap again, causing water to spray everywhere, and crows fly down to eat the takeaway food. After Bingo finishes, Bandit chases off the crows and turns off the tap. Exhausted, he sits down, but Bingo asks him where the first baby came from, leaving Bandit unsure of how to respond.

Just then, Bandit decides to leave and head home, but as he does, he slips on a wet menu and spills all the food. The takeaway worker comes out and informs them that the spring rolls will be another five minutes, offering each of them a fortune cookie as compensation. Bluey’s cookie reads, “Flowers may bloom again, but a person never has a chance to be young again.” Bluey asks what it means, and Bandit ponders the question before finally deciding to let the kids have a shower under the tap, just like Bluey initially suggested.

Release date October 14, 2018

Runtime 7 min

Takeaway Transcript

[Bluey] This episode of Bluey is called Takeaway.

Ooh, can I have a shower under that tap?

No wet dogs in car.

-Aww! -Dad?

Yeah, mate?

Where do rocks come from?

Uhhh...

Can we have some of your takeaway, too?

-Yeah! -You girls don't like spicy.

Ooh, I like spicy.

You squirts wait here. I'll be two seconds.

-Raaah! -[laughs]

[both giggling]

[vehicles passing]

[barks]

[laughs]

Alright! Let's boogie.

-Yeah! -Yes, boogie.

Hang about!

Stay.

Aaah!

[both giggling]

Pbbt!

Pbbt!

[both giggling]

Five more minutes, kids.

They forgot the spring rolls!

[cellphone beeps, line ringing]

[Mum] Hey, babe. What's up?

[both] They forgot the spring rolls!

Oh! Your Dad and spring rolls!

They're just cooking 'em now.

Forget 'em, babe. The kids must be starving.

Not...leaving... without...spring rolls.

Say "See ya, Mum."

[both] See ya, Mum!

-Well, good luck. -[cellphone beeps]

Leave without the spring rolls?

Is she crazy?

[both laugh]

How long is five minutes?

Uh, it's one episode of "Chutney Chimp."

What are we gonna play?

We're gonna play Dad Reads The Newspaper.

Ooh, can I buy a juice?

What do these words say?

No idea, kiddo.

And no. There's a tap over there if you're thirsty.

[laughs]

Please, can I have a shower in it?

Don't even think about it.

[groans]

Dad, can you help me?

[giggling]

Do you need a drink, too, Bingo?

No, I'm not thirsty.

Can I eat these plants?

No, mate.

-[valve squeaks, water rushes] -[Bluey] Aah! Ohh!

Which way do you turn it off?

[giggles]

Why are some plants food, like lettuce,

but other plants aren't food?

Uh, well --

Dad, can I play with these?

Uh, just two, kid. The shop guys need 'em.

How about three?

Two.

Dad, I'm thirsty.

But I just --

Oh, never mind.

[vehicle passes]

Aah!

Aww!

Quickly --grab two more, but hang on to them.

[scraping]

[scraping]

Ohhh, I'm starving.

Can I have some takeaway?

Of course you can, customer.

Welcome to my takeaway restaurant.

Please, do sit down.

Up! Sst! Sst! Sst! Get off!

Oh, thank you.

Here are some menus, Bingo.

You can have two, in case you want lots of food.

My name isn't Bingo.

It's, uh...

...Tap Girl. [laughs]

Can I have this, Dad?

I need to write Tap Girl's order down.

So, Ma'am, what would you like?

I'm just gonna check on the spring rolls.

I'll have some super-spicy, please.

Certainly. I'll just get that now.

Yechh! Wet menu!

Blegh!

-Ooh! -Me, me!

Uh, Tap Girl, I'm not sure you can eat it for real life.

But I'm hungry.

Aah! Oh! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Too spicy!

Ah, they're not ready yet.

Hey! My dinner!

Aaah!

Too spicy!

Okay, okay, come here, mate.

How's that, kiddo?

Good.

But I need to do a wee. I'm busting.

Oh, man!

Okay. Umm...

I'm a walrus.

-Excuse me -- -[Bluey grunting]

Bluey, don't even think about it!

Where's the nearest toilet?

Oh, that's too far!

Bingo, can you hold on till we get home?

I'm busting!

Okay, okay.

It's a bush wee.

-Dad? -Yeah, mate?

Is everything in the whole world made of atoms?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

Aaah! I can't turn it off!

-Bluey! -I only meant to turn it on a little bit!

Don't even think about getting under that!

There's water everywhere!

Bingo, are you almost finished?

Not yet. It's a long one.

[crows cawing]

-Get out of it! -No, Mr Crow!

It's too spicy for you!

What will happen if we can never turn it off?!

Get outta here!

The water will be up to the clouds!

Are you finished yet, Bingo?

Almost!

Arghhh!

This is a really long wee, Bingo!

Finished!

Get outta here!

Yeah!

[groans loudly]

Dad?

Yes, mate?

If grown-ups grow from babies and only grown-ups have babies,

who had the first baby?

Okay, forget the spring rolls.

Let's just get out of here.

Whoa! Ooh!

[groans]

Sorry. Your spring rolls will be five more minutes.

What?

That's a whole other "Chutney Chimp."

Sorry about the wait.

Would you kids like some fortune cookies?

[both] Thank you.

What's happened out here?

[Bluey] They're biscuits.

[Bingo] With a little paper inside.

And writing on the paper.

What does it say?

It says "Flowers may bloom again,

but a person never has the chance to be young again."

What does that mean?

It means...

...it's shower time!

For real life?

For real life.

[both laughing, shouting]

[laughing]

Spring rolls are ready!

Oh, great. Just pop 'em on the table.

Thanks.

No worries.

Oh, that looks fun.

[laughter continues]

[up-tempo music plays]

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