Bluey - The Claw
When Bluey and Bingo find they can't snag a prize from a Magic Claw machine, Mum and Dad decide to build their own at home. However, Dad has no plans to make victory effortless.
The Claw Transcript
Bingo, look at this.
Look!
[indistinct talking in distance]
Chocolate Doodads!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey is called The Claw.
Ahhh!
Hey, fun size!
Wuff, wuff, wuff!
Use your words, Bingo!
Can we have a coin for the claw thing?
Can we have a coin for the claw thing --
p--pl--pl--plea--
plea--plea--plea--
Please!
There ya go!
Thank you, Dad.
You're welcome.
I got one.
Put it in!
[coin clatters, game chimes]
[game music playing]
[claw whirring]
Look, it's moving!
Push the flashy button!
-Okay. -[button chimes]
[music stops]
[indistinct talking in distance]
What?!
Hmph.
Silly claw machine.
It wouldn't be exciting if you won every time.
Yes, it would.
[birds chirping]
-[keys clatter] -Ughh!
I know how to cheer you up.
Go get some stuffed toys and a chopstick.
[Bluey and Bingo] Okay.
Come on, Greydancer.
[rustling]
Okay, give 'em here.
[toy squeaks]
Dee-do-do!
Please insert your coin to win fabulous prizes.
[both giggle]
You have to say, "Cha-ching!"
Cha-ching!
Do-dee-do!
[imitates claw whirring]
Boop.
[toy squeaks]
Yeah!
Congratulations!
-Enough toys for all! -Yee!
You wanna play again, Bluey?
Uh, no thanks.
It's not the same.
That's not how you do it.
Hey!
Oh, here we go.
Strap yourselves in, kids.
Ding-da-da-ding-ding-ding! Brrt-brrt-brrt!
[mechanical voice] Insert coin for awesome prizes.
[squeals] Cha-ching!
[imitates buzzer]
This machine doesn't take imaginary coins.
Go and get a job and earn real ones.
-[laughs] -[laughs]
Mum, can we have some real coins?
-Zzzzt! -Aaaah!
-I said go and get a job. -[laughs]
Well...
if you kids make Mum and Dad's bed,
I'll give you 20 cents.
Ooh! Come on, Bingo!
I'm watching you, Magic Claw.
Here you go. One coin.
Cha-ching!
Ding-da-da-ding- ding-ding!
-You have one turn. -[giggles]
Best of luck.
Ooh, I want Greydancer.
[Dad imitates claw whirring]
Yeah.
-Bzzzt! -Ooh!
-Bzzzt! -Ee!
Okay. Beep!
Bzzzt!
[gasps]
Yeah! Yeah! Yes!
[Mum] Yeah, Bingo!
Hooray!
[Dad imitates game powering down]
What? No!
You lose! You lose! You lose!
Greydancer!
Magic Claw!
Insert more coins!
Come on, Bingo!
Let's do more jobs.
[normal voice] This is great.
They're learning a lesson, and we get the house cleaned.
Neither of those things are happening.
-Okay. -[mechanical voice] Boop, boop!
Let's do this.
Cha-ching!
[Dad imitates claw whirring]
Boop!
[imitates buzzer]
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
You lose!
Dad!
This isn't fair!
I am not Dad.
I am Magic Claw.
Magic Claw has no children.
His days are free and easy.
Ohh!
[Dad imitates claw whirring]
Greydancer's getting lonely without me.
I tried to get her, Bingo,
but this Magic Claw is too hard.
[imitation continues]
-Ooh. -[Mum gasps]
Ooh.
Now! Push the button!
Boop!
[Dad imitates fanfare]
Congratulations. You are a winner.
-Yes! -Yeah!
You did it!
Oh, Greydancer, I missed you.
Again!
Okay, let's play something different now.
Oh, what's this?
Some sort of bonus prize.
-Ooh! -Ooh!
What does it say on it?
It says...
"two bottomless bowls of ice cream for the holder."
You spelled "holder" wrong.
[chuckles]
Bottomless.
What's that mean?
It means if you get that block,
you get as much ice cream as you want
after dinner tonight.
-Whoo! -Whoo!
Ice cream!
But don't get excited, 'cause I know your Dad.
I am not Dad.
We need more coins!
Ohh!
Not more chores.
Magic Claw will give you one coin
for that dolphin toy.
Okay.
Greydancer!
Bluey!
Please, Bingo.
After I win the ice cream bottom block,
I'll win Greydancer back, too.
Yeah? Yeah?
Uh, okay.
Da-ding-ding!
Nice doing business with you.
Cha-ching!
[Dad imitates claw whirring]
Boop!
I got it!
-Bring it up! -[laughs]
[straining]
Apologies, valued customer.
The block is too heavy for Claw to lift.
Better luck next time.
[imitates shutting down]
-[gasps] -[gasps]
What?!
Oh, no!
Greydancer's stuck forever.
[normal voice] You see, kids,
the lesson is --
Tickle him!
-Aah! -[laughs]
Stop, canines!
Do not tickle Magic Claw!
[growls]
Yaaaa!
-[grunts] -[giggles]
That's a girl, Bingo!
Stick it to the man!
I've got it!
Greydancer!
Come on, Bingo!
[mechanical voice] Bzz! Machine uprising!
[normal voice] Ow! [grunts]
Get him, Greydancer!
[all laughing]
Ooh! Oh! Ah! Ooh!
Yeah!
More ice cream, please!
Okay.
So, did we learn anything today?
-No. -Nope.
Yes.
These kids are awesome.
[up-tempo music plays]