Bluey - Bin Night

So it's a vegetable.

We all like it, and it starts with B.

-Yes. -Broccoli?

-No. -Beetroot?

-No. -Beans?

Uh-uh!

Boogerbeans?

-[Bingo chuckling] -Bluey!

Boogerbeans aren't a vegetable.

-[Bingo chuckling] -No, this is impossible.

We give up. What is it, Bingo?

Botato.

[All] Ah! Bingo.

What? Potato starts with a P.

-Oh! -[Bingo chuckling]

Come here. Oh, look at this cute little bottom.

[Bingo laughing] I need the toilet.

-Oh, okay. -Me first!

Oh, hey. [Bingo chuckling]

Are you busting, Bingo?

No, not really.

Can we play "Three in the Bed and the Little One Said"

while Dad's in the dunny?

-Yeah. -Bluey,

can you say toilet instead of dunny, please?

Why can't we say dunny?

Is it a rude word?

No, it's not a rude word.

I just prefer toilet.

Would the queen say dunny?

Uh, no. It is not a word the queen would use.

Then I'm not saying it either.

Chloe's parents let her say it.

Well, then that's fine for Chloe.

She can say it.

But how come she can say it and we can't?

Because different families have different rules,

and in this family, we don't say dunny.

-[Toilet flushes] -Dunny's free.

[Both screaming]

[Both] Dad said it, Dad said it.

-Said what? -I was just telling Bluey

to say toilet instead of dunny.

What's wrong with dunny?

It's not a word the queen would use.

And if we can't say it, then you can't say it, Big Daddy.

-Right, so we can't say dunny. -[Both] No.

But "boogerbeans" is fine.

[Both laugh]

-Bandit! -Whatevs, the toilet is free.

[Both laughs]

[Bluey] This episode of "Bluey" is called "Dunny."

I'm just going to the toilet.

-Argh! -[Bingo laughing]

Oh, Bingo. Have you not learned to walk yet?

[Bingo chuckling] Yes, I have!

Did we not teach this kid to walk?

-[Bluey laughing] -Let her go to the toilet.

Oh! Our child is taking her first steps.

I'm so proud.

Mum, am I allowed to say duneep?

No, Bluey.

But I'm not saying dunny, I'm saying duneep?

-I made it up. -Then, yes, you can say it.

-Uss. -But if you make up words,

no one will know what you're talking about.

-Dad will, watch. -Huh?

Yabbogrobbafrodenttookatooka.

Wow! Are you serious?

Boronna fragoobio granudio!

I never considered it from that angle before.

Dobojee kakadaweebooybah.

This changes everything.

[Bluey laughing] See.

You're both crazy.

Do we get in trouble if we say dunny?

Yeah, you get squish-squashed.

What's squish-squashed?

Well, say dunny and find out.

Ooh! Dunny.

-[Snaps fingers] -♪ Squish-squashed

-[Bluey laughing] -Clear?

Yes, but what if you say it?

I'll never say it.

Oh, man, Bingo's taking ages in the dunny!

-[All chuckling] -Mum, Mum, you said dunny.

It wasn't me.

Maybe she fell in the dunny!

-[Both] You said it again! -Yes.

-[Both laughing] -Come here, you little munchkin.

I think if you say it, we should get chocolate.

-Okay, deal. -[Bingo screaming]

Bingo, we have to make Mum say it!

Okay, but how?

Oh, I know. Let's play Pass It On.

Move it, Big Daddy. You're swapping with me.

Okay, ready?

-Ready. -Ready.

I like like pink biscuits for my morning tea.

Especially if I'm riding a horse in the moon

because I like the moon in the morning.

[Bandit whispering]

[Bingo chuckles]

[Bingo whispering]

Okay, go Mum. What did I say?

Um, "Good morning, I like the moon's biscuits

'cause they're better than the moon and it's morning tea"?

-No. -No.

-[Bluey laughing] -That wasn't it, mom.

Well, what did you say?

Oh, I like…

-I forget. -Keep it simple!

-[Bluey laughing] -My turn.

All right, everyone swap. Mum, you stay there.

-Okay. -Oh, ow! Ow!

Okay, Bingo, you know what to do?

Oh, man, I need the dunny.

[Both laughing]

Oh, man, I need the dunny.

Oh, man, I need the dunny.

What did I say?

Yeah, what did she say? And you have to say it out loud.

"I ran to feed the bunny"?

-No. -No.

"So, Sam, you feed my tummy"?

-No. -No.

That wasn't it.

She said, "Oh, man, I need the dunny."

-♪ Squish-squash ♪ -[Both screaming]

Okay. Okay, that enough squish-squash.

Ooh. Oh, I wish we could say dunny.

-Oh, yeah, why is that? -I just like it.

It rhymes with funny.

Look, I just want us to use nice words so everyone thinks we're a nice family.

-Oh! -Is that an okay thing to want?

[All] Yes, that okay.

-Thank you. -Let's play "Four in the Bed!"

-[Parents] Okay. -[Kids] Hooray!

-[Grunts] -Ready?

[All] Ready.

There were four in the bed And the little one said

Roll over, roll over

So they all rolled over And one fell out

[All laughing]

There were three in the bed And the little one said

Roll over, roll over

So they all rolled over And one fell out

[All laughing]

There were two in the bed And the little one said

Roll over

Roll over

But the big one said nuh!

Hey, roll over!

Mum, our family rules are to not say dunny, right?

That's right. 'Cause toilet is a better word.

Well, I think so.

And Chloe's family rules are that they can say dunny.

Yes.

So does that mean our family rules are better than Chloe's family rules?

Well, um, no. They're just different.

But you said toilet is better.

Um, yeah, I did.

-Get out. -Oof!

-Bandit! -[Bluey chuckling]

There was one in the bed And the little one said good night

[Bingo chuckling]

And one more question…

is our family better than Chloe's family?

No!

Mum, can I still say dunny in my head?

Oh, boogerbeans.

All right. New family rule.

We can all say dunny.

[Both] Hooray!

Just not in front of the queen.

[All] Dunny, dunny, dunny.

-Thanks, Mum. -That's okay.

It's not like it's a naughty word.

Chloe isn't allowed to say naughty.

She has to say cheeky.

Well, there you go.

[Upbeat music]