Bluey - Bus

Round and round, round and round

Bus stopping.

Doors opening.

Hello, passenger.

Where are you off to?

Museum, please.

Okay. Doors closing.

The wheels on the bus Go round and round

There's not much traffic today, so we should be there very soon.

Oh, great.

Unless something slows us down of course, but that probably won't happen.

Doors open. Oh, no.

Here come the grannies.

This episode of Bluey is called "I Forget."

One granny to mahjong, please.

-Ah. -Oopsie daisy.

Listen here, you two.

I don't want any trouble out of you.

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

[Bingo farts and giggles]

Oh! Good gravy!

[Girls giggling]

Is this seat taken, dearie?

It's all yours.

Where are ya headin', love?

Oh, just to the museum.

Ah, you should catch the 19 bus.

It will get you there faster.

No, Janet, you want the 21.

Ah, you don't know what you're talkin' about.

Actually, I catch this bus

because I'm secretly in love with the bus driver.

Oh, really?

He's a bit hairy, isn't he?

Not for me.

Oh, well, wonderful.

You two can get married and have bus babies.

I'll let him know.

No, I'm not ready to tell him yet.

But you have to. We're almost at your stop.

[Bingo farts]

Oh, for goodness…

[Bingo giggles]

I will tell him. I just need more time, okay?

Oh, wow, we can slow the bus down for you.

[Bell ringing]

Next stop, please, driver.

Huh? But the next stop's the sausage shop.

Thought you were goin' to mahjong?

No, I need some sausages.

Okay, pssh, here we are.

Doors opening.

Thank you.

I've changed my mind.

Oh, okay. Doors closing.

[Fake engine noises]

[Bell ringing]

Next stop, please, driver.

But the next stop's the library.

Yeah, I need a cookbook.

Okay. Pssh.

Doors opening. There you go.

Actually, I can't read.

Ugh! Passengers should only ding the bell

if they intend to get off.

Is that clear?

Tell him you love him.

-No! -What do you mean, no?

I mean, yes, it's clear.

Good. Doors closing.

-[Fake engine noises] -[Bell ringing]

Oh! The next stop is the motor bike shop.

Oh, good.

What? You want to buy a motorbike?

Yep.

Okay. Bus stopping.

Pssh. Doors opening.

There's the motorbike shop.

Go and buy a motorbike.

Oh, there's no pink ones.

[Bandit growling, girls giggling]

Right, that's it!

Pssh. Doors closing!

[Fake engine noises, girls screaming]

No more stops until the museum, and you're all getting off!

You have to tell him now, dearie.

You're runnin' out of time.

-Oh. -Where's Boopsie gone?

I can't. I'll do it tomorrow.

Oh, today is better than tomorrow.

Oh, Boopsie.

Bus stopping. Pssh.

Off!

I can't find Boopsie.

Who's Boopsie?

Her snake.

[All screaming]

Oh, there you are, Boopsie.

Get it off, get it off!

Naughty, Boopsie!

Quick, grab its head!

Oh, no. We're gonna be late for mahjong.

Suck the poison out!

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom-vroom.

Hey, why's the bus moving?

-Oh, Rita's driving. -Oh, okay.

What? Rita's driving?

The something on the bus Go round and round

[Bingo giggling]

Stop, come back here! That's my bus!

Quick, do something, Janet!

Now it's time for a Nana nap.

Janet!

Sausages.

Beep beep.

Come on, Rita, back to your seat, honey.

Whoopsie.

Ah, the steering wheel!

[Both screaming]

Cookbook.

Why don't I take this, Rita?

Okay, you have fun, love.

Stick it back in the thing.

Okay, okay. There, the steering wheel's fixed.

Now what do I do?

-Hit the brakes. -Where are the brakes?

They're down there. The big, brown block!

What big, brown block?

I love a good lamington.

Nom, nom, nom.

[Both screaming]

Rita's eating the brakes!

[Bell ringing]

Next stop, please, driver.

We can't stop!

[Bingo farts]

Excuse me.

Oh, Rita. [Coughs]

That's not helping.

Made it!

-Oh, hello. -Hi.

How are you going?

-Not bad. -Tell him!

-Janet! -Tell me what?

Nothing. I'll tell you tomorrow.

There's not gonna be a tomorrow.

We're gonna hit that custard factory!

[Both screaming]

[Bell ringing]

I said next stop.

We have to jump. Grab the grannies.

Come here, you old chucks!

Put me down, you big brute.

Jump!

[All screaming]

Ow, the coins.

-We're alive. -I can't believe it.

This isn't mahjong.

There's something I've been meaning to tell you,

but I keep putting it off 'til tomorrow,

but now I think I'm gonna tell you today.

I'd like to get married and have your bus babies.

Oh.

There you go, Rita.

Thanks, Janet.

I did it, Janet. I told him.

Oh, well done, dearie. I'm proud of you.

Thanks, I'm proud of myself.

Now you go and have some bus babies.

Oh, no. He's already married to a giraffe.

What?

Oh, stretchy pants, I was so scared.

We almost hit a custard factory.

We'll see about that. Come on, Rita.

Okay, Janet.

Here come the grannies!

[All screaming]

[Laughing]