Bluey - Cafe

[Dad] Oh, man.

Peace and quiet.

[Bluey] Hey! Here comes my big bum.

[Bingo Giggles]

-[squeaks] -Oh, sorry, love.

It wasn't me. It was my big beanbag bum.

[Both laugh]

Girls, it was nice and quiet in here.

-Not anymore. -[Giggles]

-Kids! -Okay, we'll go somewhere else.

Ah! Hey, my big bum's stuck.

-[Giggles] -[Screams]

Kids! Come on, you're too noisy.

We're just playing.

Well, can't you play a quieter game?

-Like what? -Ooh! I know the best game ever.

-[both] What? -You have to see how long you can go

without making a single noise.

-Ooh, okay. -You ready?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Okay… go!

I think you got the hang of it.

See if he can make it to your 13th birthdays.

Bandit, you're a genius.

Madge just rang in sick. I have to get to work.

I'll be on the couch.

No, I need you to go

-and buy a birthday present for Muffin. -Madge!

Trixie said to get a Moonlight Unicorn.

She collects them.

Don't get one she's already got or she'll go bananas.

How do I know which one she's already got?

The kids know. Don't you, girls?

See? They'll tell you. Got to go.

Hmm, it's quiet in here.

Oh, biscuits.

[Bluey Whispering] This episode of "Bluey" is called "The Quiet Game."

[Dad] Ah, well, at least it's still nice and quiet.

Hey, you kids want some ice cream?

Kids? No? Can't hear anything.

All right, well, if you change your mind, just speak up.

[Laughs] Oh, this is awesome.

Good luck on your first day of work, Alfie.

You're gonna do great. Trust me.

How do you know I won't mess it all up?

You won't. Just do your best and be as helpful as you can.

Okay, Mum.

All right, toy section.

What's this thing called again kids?

Moonbeam… something?

Kids?

Oh, yeah, you're still playing the Quiet Game.

Okay, boop! I paused the game

so you can tell me what toy Muffin wants.

[Groans] Look, at least nod if I get it right.

What about this?

How about this one?

Oh, give me a clue, come on.

Uh, okay, yeah, moon. Yes, I knew that one.

Uh, moon…roof?

No, moon ceiling! Moon sprinkler?

Hey, mate, have you got a toy called a Moon Sprinkler?

Uh, I don't know. Sorry, it's my first day today.

-I can check out the back. -Thanks, mate.

Okay, where was I?

Moon.

Moon truck?

Moon headlight? Moon… light?

Moonlight!

Ooss!

Um, horse!

No, not horse. That's a horn.

Horses don't have horns.

Wait! Unicorn! Moonlight Unicorn. Boom!

[Laughs]

Okay, where are the Moonlight Unicorns?

There's thousands of them.

And they're all different.

Appledate, Pebbledasher.

Do you know which one Muffin wants?

Can you tell me? No, you can't tell me.

Can you point at it?

[Groans] Look kids, you win the Quiet Game, okay?

Hooray! Gold medal, gold medal.

You can talk now.

[Groans] Look, the Quiet Game isn't actually a real game.

I made it up 'cause you kids were too noisy.

I'm sorry. I'm a dodgy dad.

So that means you can talk now?

[Groans] Forget this. Bramblehop.

He'll do.

So Muffin gets a unicorn she's already got--

what's the worst that can happen?

Huh?

Okay, you're Muffin. Got it.

It's your birthday. You get your present.

You unwrap it.

It's Bramblehop.

Oh. Boy.

Oh.

Oh, well, that's not good.

Wow.

-Can I help you? -I'll be right back.

Right, act out the name of the one Muffin wants,

and I'll guess it.

Ah, writing. Writing bird.

Book. Book bird?

Book chicken! Yes!

No, not book chicken.

Hand. Finger.

Finger chicken. Chicken hands. Is it chicken hands?

Oh, Madge, why can't you take better care of yourself?

Sorry, sir. We don't have any moon sprinklers.

I'm not actually sure they exist.

Forget the sprinklers. I got a new problem.

Muffin wants a unicorn thing.

These kids know which one. I need you to figure it out.

Why don't you just ask them?

Look… Alfie, you'll understand one day.

Can you help me?

Yes, I can help you.

Good man, Alfie. All right, action.

See? That one's writing.

I think it's "book", but I can't see any starting with book.

You're definitely writing something, but not a book.

It's not what you're "writ-ing",

it's what you're writing with.

[Gasps] Pen!

-[Crowd cheers] -Yeah! Good one, Alfie.

Now, what about you?

See, I thought it was a chicken,

or some sort of pheasant, maybe a partridge.

Is there a pen partridge?

-Shh! -Oh, yeah, sorry.

You've got wings like a bird,

but they're big wings.

Come on, Alfie. You have to be helpful.

Oh, you're squawking.

No, no, that's not squawking.

That's breathing. Fire!

-Pendragon! -Yes!

-[Crowd cheers] -You got it!

-Bingo, you spoke! -So did you!

-Oh! I did! -[Both giggle]

Alfie, you rock star!

[Chanting] Alfie! Alfie! Alfie!

-Hey, mate, are you his boss? -Yes.

Well, he's a legend.

[Cheers and applause]

Whoo! Wrapping Muffin's present!

Whoo! We need some more sticky tape!

Oh, here's some more

Thank you

I'm back.

Oh, Mother is back

How's Madge?

Wow, it's loud in here.

We like it loud!

Maybe just a little quieter for your poor dad.

Eh, I'm fine. It's music to my ears.