Bluey - Faceytalk

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All: Mum!

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All: Dad!

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All: Bingo!

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All: Bluey!

♪ Down by the banks of the hanky-panky ♪

♪ Where the bullfrog... ♪

[gasps]

Moneys!

♪ Jump from bank to banky ♪

♪ With an eeps, ipes, opes, oops ♪

Bingo! Moneys!

Moneys?

Both: Moneys!

Dad, can you drive us to the corner shop

to buy an ice cream?

-We found moneys. -Correction.

You found my moneys.

Both: Hey! That's ours!

No, it's mine. I must have dropped it.

Yeah, and we found it.

Which makes it ours.

Uh-uh. You have to work for money, kids.

No, you don't. It comes from the machine in the wall.

I've seen it.

Yeah, you just have to push buttons.

-There's more to it than that. -This is outrageous!

Yeah, we want ice cream.

Ice cream tastes the best when you've earned it.

-That's not true. -Well, let's find out.

Come on, in the car. Let's go.

What? We're having ice cream?

Yep. I'll drive you to the corner shop.

Both: Eee!

Oh, just one thing.

-BOTH: Huh? -Boop!

Ragdoll!

Both: Oh, no, not Ragdoll!

Dad: This episode of Bluey is called "Ragdoll."

Dad, come on.

We don't want to play Ragdoll. We just want ice cream.

Sounds good. I just need some help getting to the car.

Ugh! Mum!

Your mum's at work, earning moneys.

It's not that far to the car. We just need to pull him.

OK, I'll push from this side.

Ready? Go.

[both grunt]

-He moved! -Hooray!

Now, pull on that leg. I'll push his bum.

I wonder what flavor ice cream I'll get.

-Whew! It's working! -It's very slow, though.

-Let's try rolling him. -OK.

Maybe choc chip. Mmm, choc mint.

-Ready, set, go! -[grunts]

-Butter pecan, salted caramel. -[girls grunting]

No, wait. Pistachio. Definitely pistachio.

Hurry up, kids. I want an ice cream.

Both: We're going as fast as we can!

[all grunting]

Oop! Square peg in a round hole.

Ooh, I know.

Ugh! Dad, this is too hard.

Obstacles do not block the path. They are the path.

I don't understand what you're saying.

Bluey, you lift him up that way.

Ugh. OK.

[both grunting]

This is hard work!

A bit of hard work never hurt anyone.

-[groans] -Oof!

OK, that actually did hurt.

-Come on, Bingo. -That's it, kids.

If you get knocked down seven times, you get up eight.

There's no "I" in "team."

-Dad, stop talking! -BINGO: Bluey, look.

Oh, yeah, this will be easy.

Dad: What will be easy?

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ah!

Obstacles-- oh!

Are placed-- ooh!

In our way-- ooh!

To see if what we want-- ow!

Is really worth-- urgh!

Fighting for!

Both: Whoo! Go, Dad!

-Ooh! Ooh! Oh! [groans] -[girls giggle]

Bingo: Help me get him around the corner.

[groans] He's stuck!

Even if we get him out of the house,

we still have to get him all the way

across the yard to the car.

It's impossible!

Great works are performed not by great strength,

but by perseverance.

Hang on. Are you trying to teach us something?

-One must persevere-- -Aw, he is!

-What? -OK, yes.

I'm trying to teach you the value of hard work.

Why do you keep trying to teach us things

that we don't want to learn?

Because I don't want you growing up to be lazy.

Ugh, that's it. We're not going any further.

What? You don't want ice cream?

No, you can keep your moneys.

OK.

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-Bluey? -Yes?

I do want an ice cream.

Me, too. Right. Come on.

We're getting this big, blue guy into the car.

All: Hooray!

But we're not learning anything.

-Got it? -Got it.

But do yourself a favor.

Don't work hard if you can work smart.

Hmm...

-Ready, Bingo? -[grunting]

-Ready! -[all grunt]

Ow! Ooh! Unh!

-BOTH: Yeah! -[groaning]

[sighs] This is easy!

Oh! Unh!

-There's the car. -Hooray!

Let's skateboard him down the stairs.

What?! No. Do not skateboard me down those stairs.

OK, fine.

♪ Where the bullfrog jumps from... ♪

-Whoa! Whoa! Aah! -[gasps] My goodness!

-BOTH: Hooray! -Morning, Wendy!

What's going on? Are you OK?

-He stole our moneys. -What?!

Ah, that's putting a bit of a slant on it.

He said he'll only give it back

if we carry him all the way to the car.

-Is that right? -Just keep walking, Wendy.

-This doesn't concern you. -It does now.

-Come on, girls. [grunts] -Hey, Wendy, watch the hands.

[all grunting]

Bossing around young children!

[all grunting]

-Honestly! -Hey, hey, hey!

Watch the prickles. Ow!

Ugh! We'll never lift him into the car seat.

-He's too heavy. -Ah, well, What you gonna do?

Get the door, girls. I'll show you

what 10 years of pilates can do.

Dad: Hey, hey, Wendy, what are you doing?

Pay attention, girls. Ready?

Engage the core. Straight back.

-Ready, Wendy? And heave! -[both gasp]

Look at those quads.

-[groaning] -BOTH: Wow.

Promise me you'll work hard

to maintain a strong core, girls.

Don't get lazy!

Both: Yes, Wendy, we won't.

[groaning]

Both: Yeah!

Now we can have ice cream!

-[horn honking] -[gasps]

I'm not sure I should be driving in this condition.

Both: What?!

So we don't get ice cream?

Not unless you can dri-- ooh!

Strap yourselves in, kids. I'll drive you to the shops.

Both: Hooray!

♪ Down by the banks of the hanky-panky ♪

♪ Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky ♪

♪ With a hip! ♪

Here you go, my darlings.

Both: Thanks, Wendy.

"Thanks, Wendy"? I paid for 'em!

Oh, yes, here's your change.

-Hey! -[both giggle]

OK, Bluey, take a lick.

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[vocalizing]

Whoa! This is the best ice cream I've ever tasted.

Ha! I told you!

Moneys!

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[vocalizing]