Bluey - Fancy Restaurant
Fancy Restaurant Transcript
since a kid has run in here and asked me a question.
-Dad? -Yeah, mate.
-Can we get married? -Nah.
Why not?
I'm already married to your mum.
Because she's your true love?
Yes, because she's my true love.
Is it nice having a true love?
It's very nice having a true love.
What's so nice about having a true love?
Um, well, they're always there for you when you need them.
-Let's play Tickle-Crabs. -Yeah, Tickle-Crabs.
-Ooh! -See you later.
This episode of Bluey is called "Tickle"
Un-uh, no way. I am not playing Tickle-Crabs.
Oh, why not? 'Cause I hate Tickle-Crabs.
-Why? -Because you're Tickle-Crabs.
-[Giggles] -[Giggles]
Yeah, but that's the fun part.
Fun for you maybe, not for me.
Okay, Bingo, this is gonna take a serious "please" face.
Yes, serious.
Let's get these ears back.
And I'm going to need to see tears.
That's good. And let's hold these.
-[Toys squeak] -Okay, let's do this.
-[Clears throat] -What do you want?
-Why do you never play with us? -[Whimpering]
-What? -You're always at work.
I'm never at work.
It's like you don't even love us.
You are joking, right?
How can you not love your own children?
Aww, cheese and jam, all right.
-Hooray! -Hooray!
-[Giggles] -[Giggles]
That was impressive.
This episode of Bluey is called "Tickle-Crabs."
Ah, what a wonderful day at the beach.
A little bit lonely, of course, but wonderful.
It would be better if I had a true love to share it with!
Perhaps one day I'll find her.
Ah, well, now it's time to go back to my empty house.
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
I'll just turn around and pick up my towel.
[Grunting]
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
I'll just shake the sand off.
-[Grunts] Now off home. -[Grunting]
[Imitates engine whirring]
Oh, where are you, my true love
Won't you come to me?
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
-Ah, home, sweet lonely home. -[Grunts]
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
Ah, well, time for a nap.
Perchance I will dream of meeting my true love.
[Imitating snoring]
[Giggling]
[♪ Whimsical music plays]
-Tickle! -Tickle!
Aha-ha! What was that?
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
Hmm. I must have dreamt of being tickled.
Oh, well, I might just give this big, soft belly
a bit of air.
-Tickle! -Tickle!
Oh! [Laughs] What? Aww, no, Tickle-Crabs!
I must have brought 'em back from the beach with me.
[Laughs]
-[Grunts] -Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[Panting]
You can't get me up here, Tickle-Crabs.
-Tickle, tickle, tickle! -Wait. What?
Ah!
These Tickle-Crabs are smart.
If only I had a true love to come to my rescue!
Tickle.
I'm gonna make a break for it! Freedom!
-Tickle. -Ah! Haha!
Hang on, I'll use this glue.
Tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle.
-Gotcha! -Ah!
-Glue, glue, glue. Stick! -[Giggles]
-Glue, glue. Stick. -[Giggles]
Tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle.
Well, that seems to have done it.
Oooh, you want some of these big juicy ribs?
Oooh, yeah they look nice to tickle, don't they?
-Mmm. -Un-glue, un-glue, un-glue.
-[Pops lips] Tickle! -Tickle!
[Screams] Oh, true love!
Are you out there? [Laughs]
I could really use you right now
to come and have your turn with these Tickle-Crabs.
Hey? [Laughs] That's enough.
Cut it out. [Panting]
-Tickle, tickle. -Oh!
-Hey, what are you doing in here? -Hiding.
There's no way I'm getting tickled.
Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Telemachus,
and I'm looking for my true love,
who's supposed to always be there for me,
to come and help me with these crabs.
But she hasn't turned up.
-That sounds like hard work. -How so?
Well, your true love probably has her own problems.
Hmm. I never thought of that.
I guess the first thing I do is yell out for help when I…
-Good luck! -Hey!
-[Laughs] Tickle! -Ah!
That is it! [Laughs]
That lady was right. [Laughs]
From now on, I'll solve my own problems.
You Tickle-Crabs are going back to where you came from.
Just [Chuckles] gotta take… the [Laughs] hits.
Tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle.
[Laughing]
-Tickle! -Tickle!
Now, I'll just [Laughs] throw them back [Laughs] into the sea!
-Oh! -Oh!
Oh, and a big wave takes them out to sea.
I did it!
I got rid of those tickling crabs.
[Sighing] Ah.
The air tastes fresher.
Bird songs sweeter.
[Birds chirping]
[♪ Soft music plays]
I'm free at last.
Uh-oh, but a wave washes them back in.
Wait. What? No! Hey, no!
-Get away! -Tickle!
-[Laughs] -Tickle, tickle!
Oh well, let it end, then, on this…
[Laughs] …beautiful day.
[Laughs]
Alone, but [Laughs] no longer lonely.
[Laughs]
-[Toy chirps] -Huh?
[Squawking]
A seagull.
-[Squawks] -[Screams]
[Squawking]
The most beautiful seagull I've ever seen!
Ah!
Ah! Tickle, tickle, tickle.
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
Oh, beautiful seagull, are you my true love?
[Squawking]
Oh, I'm so… I'm so happy!
Farewell! We shall meet again.
I will always be there for you, for you are my true love.
But I just need half an hour on the couch. See ya!
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
[Birds chirping]
[♪ Upbeat music plays]