Hammerbarn Transcript
Ooh, everything's red.
I chose Chutney Chimp wrapping paper
'cause Chloe's birthday party is a Chutney Chimp party.
Nice one.
Present done. Now go get ready.
-Yay! -Yay!
Oh, uh, Bingo, not you.
I'm sorry, honey, but you're not invited
to Chloe's party, remember?
Only Bluey is.
You mean I miss out?
I'm afraid so, honey.
It's 'cause Chloe's turning 7,
and she's only inviting seven people.
-Aww. -♪ Do, do, do, duh, duh, duh ♪
♪ Duh, duh, doh, duh ♪
You'll stay here with dad. Okay, honey?
Aww. Okay.
That's the girl. Dad, can you make us breakfast
-while we get ready? -Sí.
Don't worry, Bingo. We'll make our own fun.
[Bandit] ♪ Duh, duh, duh Duh, duh, do, do, do… ♪
[Sad music plays]
Why is it always me that misses out?
[Bird squawks]
[Mystical music plays]
Ooh!
Sticky tape, heavy.
[Groaning]
[Giggles]
Feather-wand!
[Bingo] This episode of Bluey is called "Feather-wand."
Bluey, do you want cereal?
Yeah, you want cereal.
-Cereal, heavy! -Huh?
I said, "Cereal heavy!"
[Grunting]
What's going on?
[Grunting]
[Groaning] This is some heavy cereal.
Must have a lot of fiber.
[Giggles]
[Grunts] Oh, forget this.
[Cereal rattling]
-Heavy. -Whoa!
[Giggles] Heavy!
What's going on?
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do do do ♪
-Eh? -[Whispering] Heavy.
Hmm.
Aah!
Uh, that's weird.
[Grunts]
Ooh, it's heavy!
Mum, do I definitely have to clean my teeth?!
[Chilli] Yes!
Oh, well.
[Gurgles]
Bluey, what did you do with the party invitation?
I need the address.
-Mup! -Oh, there it is.
-I'll just pick it up! -Heavy!
-[Giggles] -What?
[Grunts] Ah!
Can't pick it up.
Oh, well. I'll just have to write it on my hand.
-Heavy. -Aah!
Huh? Now this pen is heavy!
[Grunts]
[Groaning] Okay, 26…
-[Giggles] -[Chilli] …Nudgee Road!
[Grunts]
What's wrong, Bandit?
You used to be able to lift spoons.
What are you doing?
Nothing. Eat your floor cereal.
-Okay. [Barks] -[Groans]
This is the best morning ever!
[Grunts]
Something weird is going on.
-Tell me about it. -Heavy!
-Whoa! Ooh. -Aah! It's Bingo!
-She's got a Feather-wand! -Get her!
Help!
[Giggles]
She's trying to stop us from getting to Chloe's party!
[Laughs] Heavy!
-Aah! -Look out!
[Both screaming]
[Laughs]
[Grunts] I didn't think it would end like this.
We need a new plan!
You and me, we get the present and head to the car.
Yeah, while bugalugs here distracts Bingo.
-Good plan! -Aah!
-Go, go, go! -[Both yelling]
Don't look back!
-[Laughs] -Aah!
Ah! You shall not pass!
-[Grunts] -Oof. That was easy.
Me, heavy.
-Aah! -[Laughs]
[Sighs]
Hurry, Mum!
-I'm hurrying! -Heavy!
-Ooh! Oh, no! -[Laughs]
♪ Walkin' down the footpath ♪
Hey, Lucky's Dad, you have to stop Bingo!
Oh, yeah, right-o!
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
-Hat heavy. -Whoa!
-Oh, aah, aah! -[Giggles]
This hat's heavy!
Almost there!
[Grunts]
-No! -Aah!
-Gotcha! -Aah!
-[Beeps] -We're in!
Heavy, heavy.
-Wah! -Heavy.
-Aah! -She got my butt cheek!
[Giggles]
Okay, let's go!
-[Bingo] Heavy! -Bluey, come on!
[Grunts] Bingo heavied Chloe's present!
Oh, no.
That's it.
We give up.
You win, Bingo.
Hooray!
Un-heavy, un-heavy. Off you go.
-Huh? -What?
-You mean we can go? -Yeah.
This isn't a trick?
You don't mind missing out on the party?
No. I made my own fun.
You sure did!
Okay. Let's go.
Do we have to?
Huh?
I think I wanna stay.
You don't wanna go to Chloe's party?
I do, but I just don't wanna miss out
on playing Feather-wand either.
[Both sigh]
Well, this is a pickle.
Yeah, Bingo. When you make your own fun,
you certainly make your own fun.
What are we gonna do?
It's okay, Bluey. You won't miss out.
When you get back, we can… [Whispers indistinctly]
Ooh! Okay.
Let's go, Mum!
-Oh, oh, okay. -[Car door slams]
[Both] Bye.
See you soon!
[Giggles]
-Uh, what did you whisper to Bluey? -[Horn honks]
You'll find out.
Hey, little help!
♪ There's a house with a wall With a wall, with a wall ♪
♪ There's a house with a… ♪
Bingo, look! I got a party bag!
Ooh! Is there one for me?
Oh, no. Sorry.
You missed out.
Oh.
Uh, that's okay.
Good girl, Bingo.
-Can we play Feather-wand now? -Yeah.
Should we still… [Whispers indistinctly]
Yeah.
Just going to the toilet, boss!
-Heavy! -Aah!
-Hey! -[Both giggling]
[Grunts]
I gotta go the toilet! Come on!
[Both laughing]
Aah! Gotta pee!
Make way!
[Both laughing]
[Bandit sighs]
[Chilli] Aah! Bandit, what are you doing?!
-[Both laughing] -[Bandit] Aw, yeah.
[Bandit] Morning, Wendy!
[Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" plays]