Bluey - The Dump

Dad, do you know everything?

Yep.

[whistles] Bingo! Here, girl!

-Prove it. -Okay.

Bingo's about to run in and ask me where we're going.

Where are we going?

To the dump!

-Yeah! Dump! -Whoa!

[Bingo] This episode of Bluey is called The Dump.

Can we have a hairy monster attack on the way?

Maybe.

-Eeee! -Eeee!

What are we gonna dump at the dump, Dad?

Uh... just some old stuff.

I'm gonna play car rainbow on the way!

Red car!

Brown car!

Brown's not in the rainbow.

Oh, yeah.

I thought you said you knew everything.

I do. Ask me a question.

Okay.

Where was I before I was born?

Yeesh! Ask me another one.

-Can I drive the car? -Oh, that's easy.

-No. -Why?

You can't reach the pedals.

Oh, yeah.

Green car!

What if Bingo does the pedals and I drive the steering wheel?

Well, if a policeman caught you,

you'd have to pay 100 dollarbucks.

He wouldn't catch us. We'd drive away really fast.

Police cars can drive faster.

But we have more petrol.

We can drive longer, and his car will stop.

Then he'd get in a helicopter.

Then we'd drive into a tunnel so he couldn't see us.

Then he'd land and get on a motorbike.

-They can go in tunnels. -[beep]

But we get 10 red cars that look exactly like ours,

and they drive around us so he wouldn't know which one was us.

Who's driving all those other cars?

-Butlers. -Butlers?!

Where are you gonna get ten butlers from?

The Queen.

-We'd steal hers. -[laughs]

Well, yeah, that'd probably do it.

[both] Hooray!

[Bingo] So, can we drive the car?

What do you want to drive the car for?

'Cause we like doing the squirty thing.

Can you push it?

But the windscreen's not dirty.

Please!

Bingo, double please face.

Oh, all right.

[both] Yeah!

Again!

No, it's a waste of water.

[both] Do it! Do it!

[honks horn] Hey!

Why'd you beep your horn?

Oh, that guy in the orange car isn't a very good driver.

Ooh! Orange car? Where?

Are you a good driver?

-Yep. -Are you the best driver in the world?

Yeah, probably.

Ooh, wow.

[Bingo] Red light!

So, did you know, Bluey --

Yellow car!

...um, that little chubby gnomes

climb up the traffic lights

and paint them red and green?

Ohh.

Ooh, what's that picture on the side of the bus?

It's an ad for a movie about superheroes.

Oooh!

Is that one a goodie or a baddie?

-A goodie. -Are you a goodie?

-Definitely. -What about me?

Well, it depends if you do good or bad things.

Um, I set the table and I do the dishes.

Are they good things?

Those are very good things.

The gnome is painting the light green.

But sometimes I ignore Bingo.

Well, you shouldn't ignore Bingo.

-Dad! -Do you say "Sorry"?

-Yeah. -Dad!

It's green!

-Then you're a goodie. -Hooray!

[horn honks]

Why was that car beeping you?

Because the light was green!

Uh, yeah, I didn't see it change.

Are you not a very good driver, Dad?

Dad? Dad!

Are you not the best driver in the world?

I'm asking you a question.

Dad! Daad!

Daaad!

[both] Yeah! Squirty thing!

[kids squealing, laughing]

[Bingo] You're the best dad in the world.

I am!

Purple car! Hooray!

See that sign, kids?

It says "the dump"!

[both] Yay! The dump!

And... dump!

I love the dump.

Hey! Stop!

That's my drawing!

Oh, is it?

Aah! Those are all my drawings!

You're dumping my drawings!

Uh...well, you do a lot of drawings, kid.

She worked really hard on those drawings.

I know, but --

[voice breaking] That's a picture of me.

You're throwing away Bluey!

[whimpers]

You're a baddie.

Hey, Bluey, I've put your drawings back in the boot.

I'm sorry. We can keep 'em.

I don't think you are the best dad in the world.

Yeah, you're right, Bluey. I'm not.

Or the best driver.

And I don't know everything, either.

I was just being silly.

So you don't know where I was before I was born?

-Nuh. -Ohh.

You'll have to figure that out for yourself.

How do I do that?

I'm sure you'll work it out.

You figured out how to avoid capture by the police.

[giggles] Yeah, I did.

But why were you dumping my drawings

in the stinky dump forever?

Well, I wasn't putting them in the stinky dump.

I was putting them in this dump.

Any drawings you throw in this dump

get mushed up and turned into new paper.

Ohh. Like brand-new bits of paper?

Yeah, so some other kid can draw a picture on it.

And what happens when that kid's dad throws it away?

Well, then it gets mushed up again

and turned into another piece of paper for another kid.

And over and over.

[both] Oh, wow!

See? I know some stuff.

You can throw it away, Dad.

Oh. You sure?

Yeah. I can do another one.

Hwee!

Woosss!

-Hooray! -Good dumping, Dad!

I just need a pink car.

Please, everyone. It's the last one I need.

Okay, Bingo, I'll keep an eye out.

Me too.

Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

[both] What is it?

Hairy monster attack!

[both] Yeah!

[all] Here it comes!

Yeah!

[both] Get us out of here, Dad!

Okay! Vroom!

Hooray! Vroom!

[both] Nice driving, Dad!

Dad, you know my drawing?

Yeah?

Was that someone else's drawing before it was mine?

Well, what do you think?

Yeah, I think so.

Bingo! Pink car!

Car rainbow!

Hooray!

You're the best dad in the world!

-Really? -[both] Yeahh!

-Whoo! I'm back, baby! -[honking horn]

[both squealing, laughing]

[up-tempo music plays]